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Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Noi Dau Don 11/13/2009, 11:29pm PST
0. HIGH CRIME: he made me push 100% of the conversation.

1. Guy did not think that Confederacy Of Dunces was that funny. He was almost done reading it and he hadn't laughed once. NOT ONCE.

2. I told him about the time I once dominated the fuck out of a dyke by reading all her kinks out of the most impossibly subtle cues. It's a funny story because the kinks are extreme and specific. He did not laugh. He barely even cared.

3. Actually he never laughed at all. He never laughed not even once. And he wants to be a comedy writer! And I told him all about all kinds of shocking and funny and embarrassing stuff.

4. Sawed off enormous portions of his pork chops and shoved them in his face kind of like a fucking idiot. I can excuse bad conversation from a polite man, and bad manners from an interesting one, but both? Both?

5. Was not the WS.

Dating fucking sucks. I really dislike it. I'm going to wind up begging La Francaise to agree to all my impossible demands at this rate.
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Dating advice with Fussbett and INC. Mostly INC. by Noi Dau Don 11/11/2009, 3:03pm PST NEW
    Dumped all of Weaponsmith's +1 broadswords on the curb? NT by Mischief Maker 11/11/2009, 5:18pm PST NEW
        It's over. Today would have been the 11yr anniversary. Celebrate with me? NT by Noi Dau Don 11/11/2009, 5:42pm PST NEW
            Strike that, replace with "celibate" NT by Editor of Caltrops 11/11/2009, 5:56pm PST NEW
                I'd never say that to MM (who is one of the most generous lovers on Caltrops.) NT by Noi Dau Don 11/11/2009, 6:08pm PST NEW
            Soooo why exactly did you two split? NT by Fortinbras 11/14/2009, 2:29pm PST NEW
                I ship Snape/Harry, he ships Voldemort/Harry. NT by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 2:34pm PST NEW
    Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Noi Dau Don 11/13/2009, 11:29pm PST NEW
        Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2009, 2:18am PST NEW
            This public service announcement brought to you by a huge faggot by grumans chinese theatre 11/14/2009, 2:09pm PST NEW
                Thanks for letting us know you're a huge faggot but we already knew. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/14/2009, 2:35pm PST NEW
                Ha ha NT by evryone 11/14/2009, 3:11pm PST NEW
                remember that point I made a few seconds ago? thx for proving it NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2009, 3:41pm PST NEW
                    haha yeah haha yeah haha yeah haha yeah NT by Jrdano, high five machine 11/14/2009, 4:08pm PST NEW
        Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by QuĂ©tinbec 11/14/2009, 7:37am PST NEW
            Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/14/2009, 7:41am PST NEW
                Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 9:22am PST NEW
                    Why would a male model go out with you? Proper answers only. NT by QuĂ©tinbec 11/15/2009, 8:36am PST NEW
                        I'm not taking delivery on that tone anymore, as much as I'd like to answer your NT by question. -Noi Dau Don 11/15/2009, 8:53am PST NEW
                        Does "proper answers" mean they have to involve wank schedules? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/15/2009, 9:17am PST NEW
            Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Mischief Maker 11/14/2009, 10:07am PST NEW
                Counterpoint: by Fullofkittens 11/14/2009, 11:42am PST NEW
                    Re: Counterpoint: by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:45am PST NEW
                    yes by FABIO 11/15/2009, 12:40am PST NEW
                    ANY attempt by women at shock is embarrassing by Laslo 11/15/2009, 4:38am PST NEW
                        So Christopher Hitchens is right that women aren't funny. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/15/2009, 4:44am PST NEW
                            Especially with gross out humor by Laslo 11/15/2009, 5:12am PST NEW
                                ZENSY'S DISGUSTING GROSS OUT HUMOR FEST NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/15/2009, 5:34am PST NEW
                                Things Zseni is not known for: Self-awareness. by A common reaction to Zseni 11/15/2009, 6:54am PST NEW
                                    Ha ha! Don't let me interrupt you guys. I just want to watch. by Noi Dau Don 11/15/2009, 7:27am PST NEW
        Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by A common reaction to Zseni 11/14/2009, 9:42am PST NEW
            Re: Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:48am PST NEW
                Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by A common reaction to Zseni 11/14/2009, 8:43pm PST NEW
                    Re: Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 9:06pm PST NEW
                        Re: Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by Fortinbras 11/14/2009, 9:11pm PST NEW
        Chins up, Zseni, there's always tomorrow! by Last 11/14/2009, 9:53am PST NEW
            Re: Chins up, Zseni, there's always tomorrow! by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:46am PST NEW
        clearly that boy was too pretty. *hefts mithril elven axe in hand* NT by up with pod people 11/14/2009, 11:06am PST NEW
            I don't have any elf axe pictures. :( by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:51am PST NEW
                AAA by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/14/2009, 12:47pm PST NEW
            why don't you get a real mithril axe, like a dorf axe NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2009, 12:56pm PST NEW
 
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