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http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091211/REVIEWS/912119998
**** (4 stars)
Watching "Avatar," I felt sort of the same as when I saw "Star Wars" in 1977. That was another movie I walked into with uncertain expectations. James Cameron's film has been the subject of relentlessly dubious advance buzz, just as his "Titanic" was.
Titanic sucked.
"Avatar" is not simply a sensational entertainment, although it is that. It's a technical breakthrough. It has a flat-out Green and anti-war message.
As opposed to movies that have messages that aren't that.
It creates new movie stars. It is an Event, one of those films you feel you must see to keep up with the conversation.
The story, set in the year 2154, involves a mission by U. S. Armed Forces to an earth-sized moon in orbit around a massive star. This new world, Pandora, is a rich source of a mineral Earth desperately needs. Pandora represents not even a remote threat to Earth, but we nevertheless send in the military to attack and conquer them. Gung-ho Marines employ machine guns and pilot armored hover ships on bombing runs. You are free to find this an allegory about contemporary politics. Cameron obviously does.
Here's a rebuttal to that shitty paragraph.
This last quality is liberating for the hero, Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), who is a paraplegic. He's been recruited because he's a genetic match for a dead identical twin, who an expensive avatar was created for.
GREAT WRITING
Like "Star Wars" and "LOTR," "Avatar" employs a new generation of special effects. Cameron said it would, and many doubted him. It does. Pandora is bevy largely CGI.
A complete contradiction in the space of 10 seconds.
And Cameron and his artists succeed at the difficult challenge of making Neytiri a blue-skinned giantess with golden eyes and a long, supple tail, and yet--I'll be damned. Sexy.
At 163 minutes, the film doesn't feel too long.
The human stories.
I've complained that many recent films abandon story telling in their third acts and go for wall-to-wall action. Cameron essentially does that here
Cameron promised he'd unveil the next generation of 3-D in "Avatar."
It takes a hell of a lot of nerve for a man to stand up at the Oscarcast and proclaim himself King of the World. James Cameron just got re-elected. |
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James Cameron is over by FABIO 08/24/2009, 9:19pm PDT 
This movie is the cinematic equivalent of the Predator's self-destruct mechanism by Jerry Whorebach 08/24/2009, 9:46pm PDT 
log by Fussbett 08/24/2009, 9:48pm PDT 
cameron is a total furry by up with pod people 08/24/2009, 10:53pm PDT 
Re: cameron is a total furry by Rafiki 12/14/2009, 8:59pm PST 
Re: cameron is a total furry by The Gaijin, Professional KNEE-grow 12/19/2009, 10:19am PST 
Furries triumphing over battlemechs is awesome? NT by Mischief Maker 12/19/2009, 11:46am PST 
Re: Furries triumphing over battlemechs is awesome? by The Gaijin 12/19/2009, 11:55am PST 
That would be a cool movie at least. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/19/2009, 1:40pm PST 
Re: That would be a cool movie at least. by The Gaijin 12/19/2009, 2:23pm PST 
Obama would probably like that :( NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/19/2009, 8:07pm PST 
Hey, we know there've been hard feelings by OFA 12/19/2009, 8:29pm PST 
wrom chiming in under a name that isn't his own again NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 3:14am PST 
This is my name.There are many like it, but this one is MINE.My name is my bes NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 3:51am PST 
this thread, no this FORUM is all about me NT by discusswrom 12/20/2009, 7:24am PST 
SO DONT FUCKING BUY IT, DONT FUCKING DRINK IT, DONT FUCKING POST AS ME NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 8:20am PST 
wrom loses his shit for the 5 billionth time, strongly worded death threat to fo NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 10:25am PST 
wromg's projecting again. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/20/2009, 4:59pm PST 
Oh, that wrom! NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/22/2009, 6:46am PST 
go back to your STRIP MALLS by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 3:16am PST 
that's an excellent article here's the real link icj get off your football watch by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 3:22am PST 
WHEELCHAIR MARINE! NT by missing the obvious 08/25/2009, 1:50pm PDT 
wheelchair psh by rene laloux 08/26/2009, 7:39am PDT 
The CG is great! by Bodybag 12/18/2009, 10:40pm PST 
FAGGOT NT by Taste 12/18/2009, 11:21pm PST 
Re: FAGGOT by Fortinbras 12/19/2009, 9:15pm PST 
really? the trailers make the CG look bland and pedestrian by good CG 12/19/2009, 7:26am PST 
The CG is like Charlie M. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/19/2009, 1:34pm PST 
if only someone could put james cameron's head in a vice now NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 3:17am PST 
Is that some nelf yiffing in the trailer? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/24/2009, 11:22pm PDT 
It can't be both? ):3 NT by Moog 08/25/2009, 7:43am PDT 
fern gully, but with bigger angrier fairies, and way less interesting NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/25/2009, 12:46pm PDT 
hitler learns about the avatar trailer by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/27/2009, 11:50am PDT 
Holy shit! by FABIO 12/07/2009, 6:25am PST 
Woah, sorry I'm three months late to hating this thing! by mark 12/07/2009, 7:03am PST 
"this story is so original and really beautiful and epic" by Giovanni Ribisi 12/07/2009, 8:16am PST 
apparently the sought-after element is called by up with pod people 12/07/2009, 8:48am PST 
Of all the things to make fun of in that clip... by "unobtainium" isn't one of them. 12/07/2009, 12:46pm PST 
Re: Holy shit! by I need clarification 12/07/2009, 5:01pm PST 
91%! by Rafiki 12/14/2009, 10:21am PST 
EBERT LOVES IT or was paid to which is what his review sounds like. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 12:35pm PST 
Ebert was always unreliable on sci fi and on comedy. by Fullofkittens 12/14/2009, 5:24pm PST 
bull shit by FABIO 12/14/2009, 6:53pm PST 
not anti-war, just on the other side NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/15/2009, 4:08pm PST 
Someone should tell Ebert this was made with modern technology NT by Rape Whistle 12/15/2009, 1:11pm PST 
it's leftist douchebag envirowhacko propaganda, so rt loves it :( NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/15/2009, 4:04pm PST 
It's down to 84%! by Siskel and Ebert 12/16/2009, 11:13pm PST 
$77MM opening weekend. You are powerless to stop our message by Hollywood LIEberal Elite 12/23/2009, 9:15am PST 
400 million more and it will actually make money back NT by irony 12/23/2009, 9:50am PST 
Are you doubting it will? How stupid is the right these days? by Hollywood LIEberal Elite 12/23/2009, 11:33am PST 
The carbon footprint of this movie is going to be INSAAAAAAAANE NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/23/2009, 6:09pm PST 
once again, I am right and anyone who disagress is wrong by irony 12/26/2009, 10:17am PST 
"Avatar" grosses $1.02 billion at worldwide box office by Reuters 01/05/2010, 10:16am PST 
Re: $77MM opening weekend. You are powerless to stop our message by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/23/2009, 6:13pm PST 
We like Avatar about a billion times better than that cartoon NT by Everyone 12/23/2009, 8:54pm PST 
The movie of that is coming out in a few months also. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/23/2009, 9:29pm PST 
that tmnt anti drug cartoon (and no, most people are just plain stupid) NT by irony 12/25/2009, 11:06pm PST 
Hey, who here thinks irony is stupid? Oh, that's right NT by Everyone 12/26/2009, 9:49am PST 
Not exactly stupid. Retarded? Society failed them, you know. NT by Weyoun Cablebringer 12/26/2009, 10:09am PST 
society owes me sasy's underwear drawer NT by wrom 12/26/2009, 10:18am PST 
Try not to break your keyboard there slambo. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 10:13pm PST 
who here is wrong about everything? you NT by irony 12/26/2009, 10:19am PST 
Avatar makes $75 million, unheard of 3% drop from previous weekend. by Hollywood LIEberal Elite 12/27/2009, 3:45pm PST 
IM BLUE by Eurotrash 12/17/2009, 12:24am PST 
bringing out the big guns: pop-sci's review by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 4:31pm PST 
the killing blow (fyi the movie is a terrible shitpile of shit) by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 4:33pm PST 
weekly standard: avatroicious (lawl?) by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 4:40pm PST 
the liberal tell: a good way to know that you should avoid a movie by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/20/2009, 4:48pm PST 
Gunmech pulls a knife NT by Vested Id 12/21/2009, 4:44pm PST 
flashback to the stroke guy's phantom menace review about the droids NT by irony 12/22/2009, 6:12am PST 
Also James Horner uses his Danger Motif a few dozen times by Vested Id 12/23/2009, 3:23am PST 
An uncontroversial opinion about Avatar by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/23/2009, 10:23am PST 
the movie is a leftist/green suicide fantasy by irony 12/25/2009, 7:54pm PST 
Re: the movie is a leftist/green suicide fantasy by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/25/2009, 11:57pm PST 
Did something happen? *silent footage of twin towers collapsing* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 1:07am PST 
Move to Canada, fag NT by One stupid reply deserves another 12/26/2009, 9:11am PST 
Shut up, Fortinbras NT by One cowardly Ator deserves another. 12/26/2009, 1:43pm PST 
Haha, get a load of motherfuckerfoodeater's e-chivalry. COWARDLY KNAAAAAVE! NT by Fortinbras 12/26/2009, 1:59pm PST 
PSH George Bush more like George Push (him off a plane) NT by motherfuckerneoconeater 12/26/2009, 2:01pm PST 
A real mffe (i.e.: ME) joke wouldn't be this blunt. by One cowardly Ator deserves another. 12/26/2009, 9:07pm PST 
Re: the movie is a leftist/green suicide fantasy by Rev. Sun Myung Moon 12/26/2009, 12:46am PST 
Quartertothree's Politics & Religion forum bleeds into Caltrops. AGAIN. NT by Fortinbras 12/26/2009, 1:13pm PST 
How to do your own Avatar makeup! ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/31/2009, 1:09pm PST 
4th highest grossing movie of all time =( NT by FUCK 01/05/2010, 11:02am PST 
Are you implying irony was wrong?? NT by Hollywood LIEberal Elite 01/05/2010, 11:27am PST 
Did it beat Titanic (a movie that also was not very good at all)? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/05/2010, 4:37pm PST 
Are people this fucking stupid? NT by Patton Oswald 01/06/2010, 4:50pm PST 
Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible. by Avatar-forums.com 01/06/2010, 3:50am PST 
Jump on the leonopteryx! NT by mark 01/06/2010, 6:50am PST 
Ligeropteryx is pretty much my favorite animal. NT by laudablepuss 01/06/2010, 1:01pm PST 
Delicious delicious thread by Bananadine 01/06/2010, 7:43am PST 
watch out for the viperwolves! by up with pod people 01/06/2010, 8:30am PST 
Re: Delicious delicious thread by Bananadine 01/06/2010, 10:34am PST 
Re: Delicious delicious thread by Quétinbec 01/06/2010, 11:33am PST 
Sex scene to be included in DVD release by Fortinbras 01/06/2010, 4:41pm PST 
"Zoe Saldana [says] sex involves the aliens locking their hair together." NT by up with pod people 01/06/2010, 8:07pm PST 
Ok, I have to grudginly admit I saw this movie just so I can ask this by Rafiki 01/07/2010, 3:43pm PST 
GOD, IT GETS EVEN WORSE by Rafiki 01/07/2010, 3:47pm PST 
It sounds like Pandora really IS a utopia NT by Everything is USB compatible 01/07/2010, 6:15pm PST 
It occurs to me that Fight Club was the antithesis of these movies by Mischief Maker 01/07/2010, 6:56pm PST 
I've never seen someone confuse antithesis and epitome before. NT by But I don't know a lot of lawyers 01/07/2010, 7:27pm PST 
No, antithesis. by Mischief Maker 01/07/2010, 7:39pm PST 
You might want to work on your writing clarity, lawyer. NT by Just passing through 01/07/2010, 8:23pm PST 
You might not want to represent yourself, dumbass. NT by Mischief Maker 01/07/2010, 8:29pm PST 
GOD SO OBVIOUS by Mysterious Stranger 01/07/2010, 8:41pm PST 
Wow! You are much, Much, MUCH smarter than I thought you were! NT by Mischief Maker 01/07/2010, 8:59pm PST 
I guess I'm not too bright, because I immediately and intuitively understood by Jerry Whorebach 01/07/2010, 9:00pm PST 
Re: I guess I'm not too bright, because I immediately and intuitively understood by Mysterious Stranger 01/07/2010, 9:02pm PST 
It's good, you should totally see it. by Jerry Whorebach 01/07/2010, 9:09pm PST 
Re: It's good, you should totally see it. by Mysterious Stranger 01/08/2010, 12:33am PST 
So whose practice LSAT did you take, anyhow? by Mischief Maker 01/08/2010, 9:51am PST 
Re: So whose practice LSAT did you take, anyhow? by Mysterious Stranger 01/08/2010, 12:57pm PST 
Does that mean you think Avatar and Fight Club are very similar movies? by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/07/2010, 8:45pm PST 
You may think he thinks they're similar from his use of text. NT by But he thinks they're different. 01/07/2010, 9:47pm PST 
He definitely does if he doesn't understand "antithesis." NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/07/2010, 10:15pm PST 
An undercover cop is in to deep in "Fern Gully meets Johnny Mnemonic" NT by mark 01/08/2010, 8:33am PST 
Also: "TOO" deep >:((( NT by mark 01/08/2010, 8:34am PST 
so deep it will put your ass to sleep (it's fucking boring) NT by irony 01/08/2010, 2:44pm PST 
With JC on the commentary track furiously beating off to the yiffing. by Eurotrash 01/06/2010, 8:11pm PST 
Twilight for guys by This is Chris's Blood 01/06/2010, 10:05pm PST 
"Males" or "guys" in sarcastic sneer quotes. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/06/2010, 10:07pm PST 
Beta males don't count NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/06/2010, 10:56pm PST 
Beta males ~*~never~*~ count NT by Noi Dau Don :3 01/06/2010, 11:19pm PST 
Don't be a Beta male - buy only VHS brand video recorders. NT by (VHS males have longer playtimes.) 01/06/2010, 11:52pm PST 
Cables, you have never had a clearer mission: troll some suicides NT by out of that thread 01/07/2010, 1:45pm PST 
I've had a lot of work recently I need to focus on. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/07/2010, 8:42pm PST 
Avatards by FABIO 01/07/2010, 12:10pm PST 
James Cameron on alien tits by FABIO 01/07/2010, 12:16pm PST 
This movie will have a very accurate portrayal of women NT by Now here's some giant enemy tits 01/09/2010, 12:40am PST 
holy shit this is on cnn now by Fullofkittens 01/11/2010, 9:49am PST 
/pizza NT by FABIO 01/11/2010, 10:31am PST 
Re: holy shit this is on cnn now by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/11/2010, 11:37am PST 
Hchn's half a sentence implied review of Avatar. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/11/2010, 1:37pm PST 
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