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by up with pod people 12/22/2009, 4:06pm PST |
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- remove from hiding place amongst smalls
- use wrapping paper scissors to remove foil
- uncork and fling cork across room; wince at imagined eavesdroppers
- swig deeply
- feel burn, smell pear in sinuses
- find and replace cork 3x
- return to cozy embrace of underpants |
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