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by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/22/2009, 9:21pm PST |
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"I'm a part-time stripper AND I do hair!"
Good Hair is a great movie, but by no means is it for everyone. I'll try to help you decide whether or not it's worth your time and bandwidth.
DO WATCH Good Hair if:
You've wondered about the beauty secrets of black women; specifically, their hair.
You want to see evidence of the politicization of hairstyles on everyday individuals and how it directly influences their value systems.
You spent an entire Game Boy's worth of batteries waiting with your moms at the hair salon.
You can't tell the difference between Chinese people and Korean people.
You've wondered what Billy Mitchell would be like if he was chubby, black, gay, and did hair.
You are Fussbett.
DON'T WATCH Good Hair if:
You don't find black women attractive.
Scenes set in India give you crippling flashbacks to thieving gypsies and being bullied by eight year olds.
You think that watching this movie will put points toward your ghetto pass.
You think that a Brokeback Mountain parody called "Broke Front Mountain" could ever be funny in any context.
You aren't prepared for some of the wisdom Ice-T has to dispense.
You are Quétinbec.
Positive. Entertaining as fuck. Torrent link. |
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Good Hair by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/22/2009, 9:21pm PST
breasts like tennis balls NT by irony 12/22/2009, 9:30pm PST
Fuck you, my Mum is a hairdresser. I'll watch this next year. NT by Quétinbec 12/22/2009, 11:33pm PST
But is your mom BLACK? NT by Fortinbras 12/24/2009, 1:08pm PST
In an amazing turn of events, YES! NT by irony 12/24/2009, 3:02pm PST
Worst new poster of 2010 NT by Couldn't you have waited for the ne 12/24/2009, 5:35pm PST
I thought irony was Jsoh =/ NT by Fortinbras 12/24/2009, 9:52pm PST
He's too deep undercover! In his attempt to defeat Jsoh, he has BECOME Jsoh! NT by YAAAAAAAAH! Maker 12/24/2009, 10:37pm PST
That's like the story of almost everyone we've trolled. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/24/2009, 10:41pm PST
Except it's actually jsoh and he's changed nicks cuz atoring makes him cry. NT by Worm 12/25/2009, 6:41am PST
wrom's projecting as hard as he can (it ain't workin). NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/25/2009, 8:37am PST
fag NT by Worm 12/25/2009, 11:31am PST
what is this irony thing I don't even know someone clue me in NT by wrom 12/30/2009, 6:21pm PST
My mistake, I thought "irony" was "discuss" NT by YAAAAAAAAH! Maker 12/26/2009, 12:19am PST
there's a pretty easy way to tell the difference NT by wrom 12/30/2009, 6:22pm PST
Re: there's a pretty easy way to tell the difference by E. L. Koba 12/30/2009, 7:09pm PST
I guess QB never got around to watching this? NT by Caltrops is not surprised 04/22/2011, 9:31am PDT
They don't have TV in Bahrain prisons NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/29/2013, 7:56am PDT
This was good by Lizard_King 12/30/2009, 4:48pm PST
This was exactly my reaction. by Fussbett 12/31/2009, 3:25pm PST
Re: This was exactly my reaction. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/31/2009, 4:24pm PST
Re: This was exactly my reaction. by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 3:26am PST
but if ice-t is giving 'points' for ass, coco wins by volume by up with pod people 01/01/2010, 10:38am PST
Braiding is cheaper, less time-consuming, but still too black. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/01/2010, 8:17pm PST
Re: Braiding is cheaper, less time-consuming, but still too black. by Choson 01/02/2010, 3:34pm PST
The asymmetrical style reveal by Lizard_King 01/01/2010, 11:11am PST
More black appropriation of white culture: The Voice on NBC by Fussbett 04/22/2011, 2:58am PDT
Another white subculture sighting in super black music video by Fussbett 07/29/2013, 5:08am PDT
Re: Good Hair by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/01/2010, 3:02pm PST
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