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by Quétinbec 12/24/2009, 9:47pm PST |
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Rafiki wrote:
Feel free to post and brag about how problem-free your holiday travel went
The Syrian major (or whatever) at the border couldn't find New Zealand on his handwritten list of acceptable countries, so after some thought, he said I had to pay him $105 (?!?!?) in New Zealand dollars but he absolutely would NOT accept the equivalent in US/Euro/Syrian pounds! Where the fuck am I going to find $NZ at the Turkish/Syrian border where they don't even accept Turkish Lira because they're frightened it will replace their bullshit currency? So, I was fucked. The bus left without me, despite the protests of some nice Canadians (who told me later that the bus constantly detoured to unload smuggled petrol so that a 2 hour trip took 4 hours) , and I was stuck at the border with the Syrian army, who would you believe, are a bunch of fucking assholes.
Eventually, I had to pay the major $US150 but even then he acted like a total asshole about it pretending that he had done me a huge favour. Then, the soldier who was supposed to be putting my VISA together after the major had given the go ahead freaked out. Everyone was freaking out, actually. I've never seen such stressed people! Everyone in a uniform looked on the verge of stabbing someone. It was funny enough that I don't regret getting fucked over to be able to see it.
After about 5 minutes of panicking over something the soldier threw my passport a few feet at another officer and walked off with his hands on his head! This new officer was a little less stressed (sometimes he even talked normally (when he wasn't being bullied by other officers)) and after about half an hour, I was able to get the fuck out of there, and conveniently for Christmas, I've arrived in the city with the highest percentage of Christians in the Middle East (20%). |
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WHOA POSTING ON A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPLANE by Rafiki 12/23/2009, 4:18pm PST 
Not going anywhere, the only thing delayed is death NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/23/2009, 4:20pm PST
you can't shoot up a school from an airplane anyway NT by irony 12/23/2009, 4:24pm PST
You can if you're obama and the school is my RIGHTS NT by irony 12/23/2009, 5:35pm PST
BAWWW MY FUTURE PLANS NT by worm 12/23/2009, 5:46pm PST
Majoring in "social engineering" with a minor in grenade vests. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/23/2009, 5:57pm PST
virginia tech has exactly what he wants in a school (it's still a gun free zone) NT by worm 12/23/2009, 6:00pm PST
I mean what *I* want wow this ator thing is so new and exciting I should practic NT by worm 12/23/2009, 6:01pm PST
Stop posting NT by Souffle of Pain 12/23/2009, 7:12pm PST
Even wrom? NT by irony 12/24/2009, 9:33am PST
gee ya think? NT by irony 12/26/2009, 10:20am PST
My brother gets on a plane tomorrow night. by laudablepuss 12/24/2009, 1:36am PST
I missed that storm at O'Hare by about 20 minutes. EAT A FAT DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! by Last 12/24/2009, 9:07pm PST
Re: WHOA POSTING ON A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPLANE by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2009, 9:17pm PST
Ours too! by irony 12/25/2009, 2:34pm PST
I heard a noise from the crawlspace brb NT by wrom 12/25/2009, 7:56pm PST
Wouldn't I BE the noise from the crawl space? by Worm 12/26/2009, 4:04am PST
Re: Wouldn't I BE the noise from the crawl space? by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 5:39am PST
whatever the fuck that means NT by Worm 12/26/2009, 6:00am PST
He doesn't understand! 8) *Q and crowd of dwarves laugh* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 6:27am PST
Hey, Creexul. Some advice. by discuss. (Merry Christmas) 12/26/2009, 11:17am PST
clearly sir, you have no idea etc. NT by irony 12/26/2009, 5:03pm PST
Once again our every action is vindicated by our enemies. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 10:32pm PST
Speaking of which. 88) *double sunglasses* by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 11:45pm PST
Oh wait here's some more. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/26/2009, 11:58pm PST
Hey, remember when worm was obsessed with me and not vice versa? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 3:53pm PST
Obviously he still is, along with being emotionally unstable bipolar. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/27/2009, 11:31pm PST
Shut the fuck up NT by - 12/28/2009, 12:42am PST
No. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/28/2009, 7:30am PST
Re: WHOA POSTING ON A MOTHERFUCKING AIRPLANE by Quétinbec 12/24/2009, 9:47pm PST
Very amusing, I lol'd. But why were they freaking out, exactly? NT by Eurotrash 12/26/2009, 5:45am PST
I don't know. NT by Quétinbec 12/26/2009, 6:16am PST
Sounds like they've never met a New Zealander before. by It was scary. 12/26/2009, 12:04pm PST
They were probably freaking out over responsibility. by Mr.Kool 12/26/2009, 6:15am PST
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