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by irony 12/29/2009, 7:29pm PST |
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>declare edict allowing rebels to return to citizenry with no punishment for their actions
>allow former rebels to marry
>have the entire family killed in an "accident"
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY IN TROPICO!
First game was awesome.
Tropico 2 was a steaming pile of shit - not worth of even use as a coaster.
Now this seems just freakin' awesome.
>click on citizen
>read thoughts
>"El Presidente is getting pudgy lately
>have citizen killed in broad daylight
It was twenty bucks on Steam the other day, pretty addictive game even though the stuff you can build is kind of limited. There's a lot of inner-game mechanics that's fun to mess around with.
How do I rotate buildings?
mouse wheel
and how do you enter cheat codes?
mouse wheel
how do I solve world hunger?
mouse wheel
How do I shot web?
>Rebel attack
>Army retreats
>El Presidente stands and fights and kills the rebel army
My mouse wheel is broken, what do?
Mouse wheel
My mother has cancer and my children have been brutally raped and beaten by my wife, who was just killed in a nuclear attack on my home country. What do I do? |
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