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Well I found all the choppas. But I still need to go to Pripyat. by Eurotrash 02/20/2010, 11:01am PST Why? Because the game isn't called "STALKER: Five Choppas", it's "STALKER: Call of Pripyat, Faggot!!" So, Pripyat here I come. Something about some evacuation orders, I don't even know, I was too busy giving Prime Minister of Russia Vladimir Putin the monster fuck of his young life, anally destroying his girl-like body with my gamma-irradiated dick. His desperate screams of GET OUT OF HERE STALKERRRRRRUUUHHH!!! drowned in the excited howls of the Snorks (dick-faced mutants). It's an extremely addictive game. F.A.G.G.O.T.: Call of Putin.

STALKER: Call of Pripyat now available on meats!!! by Eurotrash 02/12/2010, 12:12pm PST     Found them. by Fortinbras 02/12/2010, 1:27pm PST     Also he is half robot from drinking the water and his cancer burning off. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/12/2010, 2:23pm PST     Re: STALKER: Call of Pripyat now available on meats!!! by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/17/2010, 3:20pm PST     A cool thing about Call o Pripyat. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:55pm PST     Well, it's pretty good. I'd say it's the best one so far. by Eurotrash 02/18/2010, 1:18pm PST         Well I found all the choppas. But I still need to go to Pripyat. by Eurotrash 02/20/2010, 11:01am PST             This must've been the worst ending yet in the series. That's saying something! NT by Eurotrash 02/23/2010, 12:08am PST                 Thank u for care abt me so much. by Pripyat 02/23/2010, 8:15pm PST                     ^^^beautiful text that made me cry 3-4 times over the next couple of days. NT by Eurotrash 02/23/2010, 9:42pm PST