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by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 7:41pm PST |
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Bill Dungsroman wrote:
Casual observer wrote:
Gee Willy, I didn't know you cared enough to do some rapid-fire posting. Like a Zen Zing Ninja you deliver mind blowing after mind blowing post of juvenile backbiting. I must be getting to you by driving the phillips-head screw of my STEELY, BULGING fuck me. Please fuck me. Anyone? Oooh "juvenile backbiting," ladies and Worms. Nigger, please; INC already called your opening shot in this post of yours. Wow, another Gotardld Star for The Artist Formerly Known as Mysterio. These are your digs? "Ha ha, you replied and thus I am victor! I shall therefore imply that you are angry and again, I am victor!"
Jesus fuck, does the stench of Mysterio still cling to you like your soiled little lacey panties:
"I am unique amongst the Mysterios!" - Check.
"All the regs here suck!" - Check.
"Fuck you (Souffle) for daring to address me in a civil manner!" - Check.
"None of this bothers me!" (repeat generously as needed) - Check.
(Random ad hominem attack of unrelated matter/unrelated post) - Check.
"You have (finally) noticed me and replied to me! Obviously, I have enraged you beyond control (because you posted)!" - Check.
(Unimaginative weak invective) - Check.
(Reference to an old post as if anyone ever cared or remembered what you said ever) - Check.
Watching every single poster here take you to the fucking mat is priceless. In these post-Barborgate times, a new caltrops scapegoat is required. Thanks, pal! I'm thinking the new forum should be Look At Me! by Casual observer. Feel free to claim guilt by association for prompting the funniest Creexul post in weeks. "Specific Idiot." That sure rings a bell better than Casual observer. More fitting. Let's remember, you figured on jumping into this thread to tell us all you like, so didn't care or whatever. You should work a Psh into your nick somewhere.
Perhaps there's a definition that escapes me of the term Troll, but I think that the one I manage is close enough, and I just hit the high score with this and MMs post in mind, the one which started this whole outpouring of emotion and hatred towards me. Regardless, YES! You're absolutely right! I was out to get a rise out of the most people that I could, and lo and behold! You blow up a gasket in record time! Perhaps Zseni is right, maybe the accumulate of your live's failures and petty neurosis (sp?) are slowly pushing you towards the Barbie edge of insanity as you grow older and realize that you'll start looking back on more than you whatever you've got left ahead of you.
The reason of your failures themselves are also evident in this little point-by-point checklist.
Poor perception of reality, somewhat paranoid and gradually deteriorating? - Check.
Fatty Poster Anger? - Check.
Hmm, I don't know how to say this in english... Logica Ciclica is the term in spanish... Looping logic? Whatever - CHECK!
Now, since gramps needs his food and thoughts chewed and spit out on to his plate, let me do a little 'splaining. What I mean by looping logic goes something like this :
You make a statement that's obviously true, but finish the thought with rhetoric that suggests that, in fact, it isn't! So, that point about angrily poster replies actually hits home, but not with the intention you suspected.
Thusly! You try to catch me by setting down the intellectual equivalent of a bear-trap and then jumping up and down on the trigger like Elmer Fudd before I even come close. Of course you're pissed off! You sensed me as attacking you!
That, obviously, ties with my first point. You're a paranoid old man that thinks his own farts is some dagnabbit kid laughing at him from under his chair.
Now, that said, I should make a clarification, with my apologies to the court of public opinion that you imply is judging me (and what's more, harshly!). I don't attack people outright with a snap of Bitch or Fuck. No, that's simply a few 'sentence enhancers' (And fuck you too if you get the reference!) thrown about for my own giddish amusement. Perhaps my biggest failing is that I lack the emotional investment in this place to truly appreciate the heinou damage your posts should be inflicting on the whimpering little puppy that is my soul. Really, I don't hate you. I just come around for a little entertainment and some verbal jostling; nothing serious, nothing permanently damaging. Right now, though, you present yourself as such an easy target for poking and goading it's just too much to resist.
I'll stop bothering you now, dude, I'm sorry I almost gave you an aneurism, and hopefully a male nurse will be over to clean up the mess you made of the bed pan as you bounded with geriatric fury on your reclining bed. Really, so sorry to trouble your day. |
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Review request: LotK The Third Age, GBA version by FABIO 02/15/2005, 1:00am PST 
Can you please get a girlfriend, please? NT by Or buy one. 02/15/2005, 3:00am PST 
stick it to those videogame nerds, you stud! by FABIO 02/15/2005, 1:02pm PST 
Re: stick it to those videogame nerds, you stud! by poor you 02/16/2005, 1:28pm PST 
That was me. NT by I need clarification 02/16/2005, 2:20pm PST 
Psh, everyone here knows I'm a better writer than that. And smarter (than you). NT by I need clarification 02/16/2005, 3:23pm PST 
That was me. NT by I need clarification 02/16/2005, 5:57pm PST 
Herecomesaspecialboyherecomesaspecialboyherecomesaspecialboy NT by Casual observer 02/16/2005, 6:04pm PST 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! by Mischief Maker 02/16/2005, 7:13pm PST 
Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! by Mysterio 02/16/2005, 7:42pm PST 
Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! by Casual observer 02/16/2005, 8:00pm PST 
You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Creexul :( 02/16/2005, 9:09pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Casual observer 02/16/2005, 11:13pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Creexul :( 02/17/2005, 1:07am PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by I need clarification 02/17/2005, 1:16am PST 
Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? NT by Creexul :( 02/17/2005, 1:18am PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 1:45am PST 
The future is clear by I need clarification 02/17/2005, 2:37am PST 
Re: The future is clear by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 6:56am PST 
He constantly doesn't capitalize "observer" the ATORs do. NT by Worm 02/17/2005, 10:46am PST 
Ouch. by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 11:46am PST 
Re: Ouch. by Souffle of Pain 02/17/2005, 11:48am PST 
You, sir, take all of it all too seriously. NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 11:55am PST 
He's posted once to your 15 and rising. by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 3:59pm PST 
The point goes right through your skull and out the back of that empty concavity NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 5:07pm PST 
When your brain divorced itself from Reality, who got custody of the kids? NT by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:34pm PST 
that is a seriously totally ineffective zinger there stew NT by Kthor 02/17/2005, 5:34pm PST 
Was that MEANT as a zing? Wow. NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 5:37pm PST 
Dancing to the sound of lips on Kthor's ass. NT by Mysterio! 02/17/2005, 5:46pm PST 
NO NT by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:39pm PST 
Did you almost cut yourself when you popped the lid from that canned line? NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 7:53pm PST 
Not almost by Entropy Stew 02/18/2005, 12:21am PST 
That you're boring and you suck? No, everyone got that one. NT by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 6:55pm PST 
Bag of queef NT by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:28pm PST 
MORE MONEY = BETTER THAN NT by bink 02/17/2005, 3:20am PST 
Wow, what? by Choson 02/17/2005, 5:06am PST 
Re: Wow, what? by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 6:55am PST 
Ouch! I think you just got smoked! (by a mysterio) by Fullofkittens 02/17/2005, 7:26am PST 
He still hasn't posted that enough times to convince ME! NT by Mischief Maker 02/17/2005, 7:32am PST 
And now, to make the prophecies true. by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 9:23am PST 
I have observed something myself! by Mysterio 02/17/2005, 12:43pm PST 
Oh you're so clever. by Chairman Mao 02/17/2005, 12:48pm PST 
Also see : Every goddamn human society. NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 12:56pm PST 
The inevitable post where I explain the "zing" by Mischief Maker 02/17/2005, 12:55pm PST 
Re: The inevitable post where I explain the "zing" by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 12:58pm PST 
Re: And now, to make the prophecies true. by Choson 02/17/2005, 5:44pm PST 
Re: And now, to make the prophecies true. by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 6:55pm PST 
Re: Wow, what? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 12:37pm PST 
Re: Wow, what? by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 12:43pm PST 
Re: Wow, what? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 3:16pm PST 
So it turns out that FABIO was actually dead on... by Voyons Donc 02/17/2005, 2:52pm PST 
Re: So it turns out that FABIO was actually dead on... by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 5:11pm PST 
If i make up a job that sounds boring, their SURE to believe it! by bombMexico 02/17/2005, 6:22pm PST 
An embarrasing attempt. Amusing nonetheless. NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 7:42pm PST 
O yeah, I need to make my obligitary GayFAGS post so I can get to karma 75. NT by bink 02/17/2005, 8:20pm PST 
Re: So it turns out that FABIO was actually dead on... by Super Zseni-chan ^_^ 02/18/2005, 10:47am PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 3:18pm PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 3:40pm PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 3:57pm PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:14pm PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 7:06pm PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Super Zseni-chan ^_^ 02/17/2005, 7:06pm PST 
We agree on something, hey how about that by Ray of Light 02/17/2005, 8:05pm PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Entropy Stew 02/18/2005, 4:21am PST 
Re: Yeah how come anon people don't have any balls AND are anon? by Super Zseni-chan ^_^ 02/18/2005, 10:36am PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 4:02pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 5:03pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 6:51pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 7:41pm PST 
Casually Observing from Latin American or Spain. by Fussbett 02/17/2005, 8:10pm PST 
Viva el Observador! by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 8:12pm PST 
It's only in Ecuador that "logical ciclica" is capitalized. by Super Zseni-chan ^_^ 02/17/2005, 8:14pm PST 
So THERE'S where your finger ended up as you jabbed at the equator. by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 8:17pm PST 
Maybe you're funny in Spanish? by Choson 02/17/2005, 9:20pm PST 
Re: Maybe you're funny in Spanish? by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 11:24pm PST 
He's full of shit! He's pretending to be foreign so you'll feel sorry for him NT by Mysterio 02/18/2005, 5:29am PST 
Do you have a bumblebee costume? NT by I need clarification 02/18/2005, 10:34am PST 
Re: Maybe you're funny in Spanish? by Zseni-chan ^_^ 02/18/2005, 10:55am PST 
Re: Maybe you're funny in Spanish? by Casual observer 02/18/2005, 2:36pm PST 
Re: Maybe you're funny in Spanish? by Captain Education 02/18/2005, 2:52pm PST 
Ah fuck, double typo. NT by Casual observer 02/18/2005, 2:55pm PST 
Why are you suddenly not capitalizing your nouns? by Zseni-chan ^_^ 02/18/2005, 4:44pm PST 
Keep guessing. You're running out of countries. However, he's a hint. by Casual observer 02/18/2005, 4:59pm PST 
What a fucking loser. I hate him. NT by Mysterio 02/19/2005, 2:50am PST 
Remember the Elwes-Patankin swordfight in The Princess Bride? by Ray of Light 02/18/2005, 7:01pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 8:43pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 11:23pm PST 
Re: You take the risk people will see "Casual Observer" AND........? by Bill Dungsroman 02/19/2005, 6:41am PST 
I have a question. by bink 02/17/2005, 8:24pm PST 
Re: I have a question. by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 8:25pm PST 
Re: I have a question. by Creexul :( 02/17/2005, 9:19pm PST 
Re: stick it to those videogame nerds, you stud! by Quentin Beck 02/16/2005, 2:37pm PST 
normal people dont feel the need to brag about having a girlfriend on TEH NET by FABIO, now on TWELVE games a month! 02/16/2005, 7:55pm PST 
You have a very sensitive definition of bragging there, Mister Sad Mad. NT by poor, poor you 02/16/2005, 9:17pm PST 
okay the second "poor" finally broke me by FABIO 02/16/2005, 11:12pm PST 
Jesus fuck this is awful. by poor, poor you 02/17/2005, 12:27am PST 
Re: Jesus fuck this is awful. by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 2:36am PST 
Actually, this is the funniest thing FABIO has written for awhile by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 1:25pm PST 
since I was a qt3 nominated GENIUS and wrote the ENTIRE Enter the Matrix review NT by FABIO 02/17/2005, 2:02pm PST 
>=( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 3:16pm PST 
STOO may console himself in this fact: by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 4:16pm PST 
>=( !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:18pm PST 
I tried to dumb down the point further for your benefit. Let's try one sentence by FABIO 02/17/2005, 2:14pm PST 
Death of God, the Author, and the Omniscient Narrator! by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 2:27pm PST 
Re: Death of God, the Author, and the Omniscient Narrator! by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 3:21pm PST 
Re: Death of God, the Author, and the Omniscient Narrator! by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 5:05pm PST 
PUNCTUATION ATTACK FORM ZEE NT by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:19pm PST 
So you're an animator, huh? NT by Mysterio! 02/17/2005, 4:13pm PST 
Not quite NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 5:18pm PST 
YOU FUCKING TRACER NT by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:20pm PST 
Fuck the postmodernism; learn how to post by Entropy Stew 02/17/2005, 5:26pm PST 
Download the damn ROM NT by Daverd 02/15/2005, 8:07am PST 
That would be illegal :( NT by FABIO 02/15/2005, 1:01pm PST 
We, and that includes YOU, so give a fuck. NT by Casual observer 02/16/2005, 11:15pm PST 
Is anybody actaully going to review this game?? NT by gnpaaron 02/17/2005, 5:07pm PST 
Nah, this thread is hijacked. NT by Casual observer 02/17/2005, 5:12pm PST 
Yeah, no shit. And what about my LCD monitor questions? NT by CattleHumper 02/17/2005, 5:47pm PST 
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