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By the way by laudablepuss 04/01/2010, 1:19pm PDT
One of the bugs they fixed was a hilarious beam-up effect where your female BRO's skirts beam up before the rest of them, so you can see their panties. The panties were added by necessity to cover the pixelated models' shame once Cryptic implemented the very short skirts that canon required. They've also now implemented (supposedly, I haven't confirmed it) a new captain sit emote for girl captains in skirts. I was going to start a thread asking Cryptic to let me change the color of my officers' panties (see: Space Seed for TOS canon panties) but for some reason people seem to think this is pretty creepy and spergy and speepy and creergy. To them I want to point out: I was not the one who implemented pixel babe panties and then made the transporter chief a boozy perv, okay?

Anyway, since this "bug" is now "fixed" (feature now broken), you can't see it anymore. But I have screenshots and they make me laugh. I also have other wacky hijinks screenshots. I don't know how the internet works so I'll send them to ICJ to host.
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Pakled bridge officers by laudablepuss 03/11/2010, 3:44pm PST NEW
    Sub cancelled by Lizard_King 03/11/2010, 5:26pm PST NEW
        You're gay. by laudablepuss 03/11/2010, 5:34pm PST NEW
            Re: You're gay. by Lizard_King 03/31/2010, 4:23pm PDT NEW
                Re: You're gay. by laudablepuss 04/01/2010, 12:54pm PDT NEW
                By the way by laudablepuss 04/01/2010, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                Flotilla by Mischief Maker 04/01/2010, 2:29pm PDT NEW
        You're remarkably prescient, STO currently imploding by laudablepuss 03/31/2010, 9:00am PDT NEW
        the start of the game is just the eye of the shiticane (btw nice shit analogy ri by Sword of Justice 03/31/2010, 10:54am PDT NEW
            Why are our posts the best? by Jhoh Cause..... 2 03/31/2010, 7:25pm PDT NEW
                just cause? :D NT by Sword of Justice 03/31/2010, 7:26pm PDT NEW
                    Yes. ^_^ WAIT YOU'RE JUST IN THE OTHER ROOM by Jhoh Cause..... 2 03/31/2010, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                        just cum NT by in my beard 03/31/2010, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                            *SPURTS* NT by OKAY BROTHOR 03/31/2010, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                                It's a negative calorie food! Eat up >:3 8==D~~~~~~~~~~ NT by Moog 03/31/2010, 7:54pm PDT NEW
 
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