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by Qu¨¦tinbec 04/07/2010, 11:41am PDT |
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That didn't seem scary at the time but scares the shit out of me now:
[7:36:15 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Wat is wrong with me recently?
[7:36:34 p.m.] [QB]: besides the pregnancy?
[7:36:51 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I will try to teach u Chinese as much as I can
[7:36:55 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I rhi
[7:37:26 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I think it's including the all pregnancy matter
[7:38:09 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: It's only 7. 30pm overthee
[7:38:21 p.m.] [QB]: yep
[7:39:41 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Actually,
[7:40:30 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I wasn't feel love u tat much when I was in bahrain
[7:40:55 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: But since I got back home
[7:41:24 p.m.] [QB]: that's why i don't fully trust that love
[7:41:27 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: My feeling towards u just getting more and more
[7:41:32 p.m.] [QB]: you love me because of the pregnancy
[7:42:22 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: It's also getting when I found out I might got pregnant from u
[7:42:50 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I just can't stop thinking of u
[7:43:04 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Since then
[7:43:42 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I feel that I think I ve found the one
[7:43:54 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: The one is you
[7:44:12 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I don't care anyone else anymore
[7:45:14 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I feel the relationship is getting more and more steady then wat we got in bahrain
[7:45:35 p.m.] [QB]: that's a worry
[7:45:39 p.m.] [QB]: what we had in bahrian was real
[7:45:50 p.m.] [QB]: this is just IMing and the skype calls
[7:46:30 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Maybe I just said something tat I feel u r kinda my husband rite now
[7:46:54 p.m.] [QB]: so what?
[7:46:57 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Hope this is not freaking u out by calling u husband here
[7:47:07 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: It's just my feeling now
[7:47:14 p.m.] [QB]: well, if you're pregnant, then that's what i'll be
[7:48:02 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: And even,
[7:48:18 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I .........
[7:48:28 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Ok don't freak out ok
[7:49:03 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I feel that we can just go Vegas to get marry now
[7:49:18 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I think I am crazy
[7:49:21 p.m.] [QB]: why vegas?
[7:49:23 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: But the sll
[7:49:25 p.m.] [QB]: that's very cliche
[7:50:44 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: In Vegas u can get married in 3 mins just like drive thru a church hole way then we will get marry
[7:51:04 p.m.] [QB]: what about your 70 tables?
[7:51:06 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Well tat wat I saw from tv
[7:51:31 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Yeah we can do that afterward
[7:52:32 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Get married first then set up a marrige dinner nite for 70 tables later
[7:52:39 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Haha
[7:54:32 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: My friend in aust she was married to her husband in aust secretly without telling their family then they got married
[7:54:46 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: In Taiwan again
[7:55:02 p.m.] [QB]: you're pregnant
[7:55:05 p.m.] [QB]: you can't keep that a secret
[7:55:54 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Coz i heared she didn't get her marrige certificate aproved inaust
[7:56:20 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: So they can get married in tw again
[7:56:54 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I also
[7:57:12 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Want to tell u somthing
[7:57:28 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I brought myself a ring....
[7:57:50 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Tat reminds me of u everyday
[7:58:01 p.m.] [QB]: what kind of ring?
[7:58:28 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Not the wedding ring
[7:58:35 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Just normal one
[7:59:29 p.m.] [QB]: what kind of normal ring?
[8:04:16 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Simple one
[8:04:46 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Not tat obivious
[8:05:05 p.m.] [QB]: why does it remind you of me?
[8:05:18 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: But it has claire in this ring
[8:05:42 p.m.] [QB]: and claire reminds you of me?
[8:05:43 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Coz I brought just for myself to think of u
[8:06:17 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Coz I brought just for myself to think of u
[8:07:03 p.m.] [QB]: i still have your slippers to remind me of you
[8:07:14 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Hahaha
[8:07:21 p.m.] [QB]: and you also left a dress and a pair of panties
[8:08:09 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Coz I want u to remeber me too
[8:08:38 p.m.] [QB]: i don't need trinkets to remind me of you
[8:08:43 p.m.] [QB]: you have my baby
[8:09:09 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: No! I don't have one!!
[8:09:15 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: No no no!!!
[8:09:20 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: :((((((
[8:09:39 p.m.] [QB]: well, you can keep believing that for two more days
[8:09:58 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: It's just our imagation!!!
[8:10:14 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: My dad will kill u
[8:10:30 p.m.] [QB]: two positive pregnancy tests and a period one month overdue
[8:10:42 p.m.] [QB]: there's a baby in your vagina
[8:11:26 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: No!!our baby still hasn't come to us yet!!
[8:12:00 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Or maybe it's in ur vargina!!!
[8:13:30 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: baby, if u r tired txting me it's fine
[8:13:55 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: U can always go do watever u want to do
[8:14:17 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Don't need to sit infeont of pc all the time
[8:14:41 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Just txt me back when u walk pass by ur pc
[8:15:13 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: ......
[8:15:18 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: I have you now!!
[8:16:28 p.m.] [QB]: gonna shower
[8:24:54 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Ok
[8:27:04 p.m.] ö©„îClaire: Ok |
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OH BILLY NT by Midnight Express 12/04/2009, 11:11pm PST 
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O_O NT by Yoda 04/04/2010, 9:54am PDT 
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Congratulations, buddy. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2010, 12:10pm PDT 
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Re: Actually, there's a chance we'll get an abortion. by Mysterious Stranger 04/05/2010, 9:06am PDT 
Oops I wrote that. NT by Last 04/05/2010, 9:07am PDT 
Abortion was removed as an option last night... by Quétinbec 04/06/2010, 10:11am PDT 
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Here's a scary log... by Qu¨¦tinbec 04/07/2010, 11:41am PDT 
remedial biology class part XXVII by up with pod people 04/07/2010, 12:24pm PDT 
Thanks PP! by Quétinbec 04/07/2010, 8:41pm PDT 
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Stabby isn't the Taiwan girl. NT by Wes Montgomery, superstar. 04/07/2010, 10:46pm PDT 
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addendum. by up with pod people 04/08/2010, 9:37am PDT 
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This is kind of sad by The Happiness Engine 04/09/2010, 12:40pm PDT 
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luky NT by luke 04/08/2010, 3:17pm PDT 
Perhaps your crazy brother can help you out of this jam! by Mischief Maker 04/07/2010, 12:36pm PDT 
Take her to Walmart. by Mischief Maker 04/06/2010, 11:07am PDT 
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Wes Montgomery was a complete unknown until he was 35 and had 6 kids. NT by Now he's 99.9% unknown. 04/06/2010, 5:14pm PDT 
By the thick-headed sub-plebes on this site, yes NT by Superior Man 04/07/2010, 2:06pm PDT 
NOT EVEN LIKE PARTIALLY PLEBIAN? NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 04/07/2010, 3:27pm PDT 
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Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now you're a loser. Go away. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/07/2010, 12:17pm PDT 
Pregnancy fantasy fulfilled. The thrill is gone. NT by Mischief Maker 04/05/2010, 9:16am PDT 
You made your chinawoman wear a burqa? Pig. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/04/2010, 12:42pm PDT 
What are the row of couches for watching? Slave fights? Probably soccer :( NT by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 12:39pm PDT 
By the way, that cop - by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2010, 7:06pm PDT 
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