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Notes From Underground, #1029488 by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 3:49pm PDT
waifu man:: see, there's a trick to it
waifu man:: a technique
waifu man:: and what works for some women will not work for all

anorgasmic woman:: Some people's ladybits are not as sensitive as they should be, either
anorgasmic woman:: And some people's are OVERsensitive

NDD:: "should be"

adorable kink slut: I-I love to go down on girls, but I am so super shy about it with guys for some stupid reason--but the first time I did it the guy...finished...in my mouth without warning me and it tasted terrible because he ate really terrible food just all the time. So that could be part of the apprehension. I'm getting over it.

waifu man:: but most importantly, you have to listen and feel for reactions. You have to PAY ATTENTION don't just go in all LALALALALALALAL

anorgasmic woman:: I belong in the "not as much sensation" category

Chinese rape fetishist: haha, I--- I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT AM I

NDD:: "should be" - take it back Anorgasmic, that is not a term I wish to hear used on cunts.

anorgasmic woman:: Man shut up, I wish my ladybits were more sensitive

waifu man:: wat

Chinese rape fetishist: he actually didn't get a chance too because as he was about to do it

anorgasmic woman:: MAYBE THEN I COULD HAVE AN ORGASM :|

Chinese rape fetishist: I was all "WHOA WAIT A MINUTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

waifu man:: the clitoris has several times more nerve endings in it then the entire male phallus
waifu man:: Anorgasmic has a point
waifu man:: that's just biology

adorable kink slut: It's like speaking in Greek to explain to anyone that your clitoris actually requires firm, heavy stimulation.
adorable kink slut: They're always like
adorable kink slut: "...what? ...are you sure?"

anorgasmic woman:: OH MY GOD I KNOW

adorable kink slut: And turn into stuttering daisies about the whole thing

waifu man:: psh
waifu man:: PSH

anorgasmic woman:: The best was when I was like "Listen, you like more pressure on your dick, not less right? SAME THING."
anorgasmic woman:: And he just kind of looked at me

waifu man:: well, the majorit of what you'll hear from other women is that you should be a bit more gentle with it... at first
waifu man:: but if your lover tells you one thing THEN DO IT
waifu man:: jeeze
waifu man:: it's not
waifu man:: that hard

anorgasmic woman:: NO I LIKE ROUGH SEX THANK YOU

adorable kink slut: Yes, and every magazine and how-to-please-ladies site out there is like THE CLITORIS IS A DELICATE FLOWER, DON'T TOUCH IT DIRECTLY, GO ~AROUND~ IT

waifu man:: The tongue is a very powerful muscle. If she wants it used to its fullest extent, then do it
waifu man:: Numb lips be damned

anorgasmic woman:: lskdjfa;sldjf whaaaaaaaaat that's dumb
anorgasmic woman:: Are you serious
anorgasmic woman:: Who writes those things

adorable kink slut: I am completely serious

anorgasmic woman:: OBVIOUSLY NOT WOMEN

waifu man:: They're written for a majority perspective, actually
waifu man:: so it's the majority of women that feel that way
waifu man:: /shrug

NDD:: /crosses legs uncomfortably




CALTROPS, YOUR CHALLENGE IS: guess the sexual orientation (straight, gay, bi, other) of each participant in this conversation.
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Notes From Underground, #1029488 by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 3:49pm PDT NEW
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