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Re: I don't like seeing harlequin babies. :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2010, 12:45pm PDT That... that is very touching, buddy. I don't like seeing them suffer either. I think you and I are going to make a wonderful fathers someday. Unless, of course, one of the kids is a harlequin baby. But really, you have to use a different scoring system when the kid comes out that way. Your success as a father can't be measured in getting them to college, or raising them to be generous and kind. Rather, every second you don't drown the kid gets you a point and the "Cliff Huxtable" / "Ward Cleaver" levels in harlequin father lore have one, or even two hundred points. Because really, seeing such a baby in a Youtube video (their chief natural habitat) is like coming across someone who plays Reptile in an arcade (their chief natural habitat): you almost instantly want to drown them. ICJ

Mortal Kombat Reboot Proposal (you're welcome Midway) by Jerry Whorebach 04/02/2009, 6:27am PDT     a reboot helps if a series used to be good at one time NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/02/2009, 6:58am PDT     They've already done like 5 reboots right now. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/02/2009, 8:06am PDT         the previous ones obviously didn't have enough muslims NT by up with pod people 04/02/2009, 8:20am PDT             Looks like Earthrealm wasn't ready for a Muslim Baraka :( by Jerry Whorebach 06/08/2010, 5:47pm PDT                 ICE by Sub-Zero 06/08/2010, 6:32pm PDT                 Hadn't seen that before by CattleHumper 06/08/2010, 6:39pm PDT                     Re: Hadn't seen that before by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2010, 7:32am PDT                         Re: Hadn't seen that before by Vested Id 06/09/2010, 1:53pm PDT                         ICJ gets his wish. Viral MK short to be made into full length movie. by We should blame ICJ for this. 09/29/2011, 4:07pm PDT                 Medical school > lost a patient > kills many more > installs blades in arms > NT by "pierces face" > runs on all fours 06/08/2010, 7:30pm PDT                     Isn't there supposed to be an Ayn Rand book in the middle there somewhere? NT by Entropy Stew 06/08/2010, 7:44pm PDT                     Baraka got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothin', NT by and that's what he became. 06/08/2010, 8:20pm PDT                 Fuck yeah, making Scorpion the Protagonist instead of that fag Liu Kang! NT by Orange Mischief Maker 06/09/2010, 12:51am PDT                 I don't like seeing harlequin babies. :( by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/09/2010, 12:04pm PDT                     Re: I don't like seeing harlequin babies. :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2010, 12:45pm PDT                         They grow up to be serial killers also that ain't good. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/09/2010, 1:03pm PDT                         There should be ZERO harlequin babies born in the era of amniocentesis & ultraso NT by Fussbett 06/09/2010, 1:29pm PDT                             There should also be no kids dying of measles (what is the Jenny McCarthy death NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/09/2010, 1:36pm PDT     This was brilliant. Where are Jerry's like votes you ungrateful fucks NT by Quantum Beck 09/30/2011, 11:49am PDT