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| Some wank stories for old times' sake by Quétinbec 06/17/2010, 7:22am PDT | ||||
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| I've been wanking a lot lately to stay faithful in my long-distance relationship. I'd like to talk to you about some of these wanks.
Most Americans don't have foreskins. Foreskins protect the head of your penis so it stays sensitive which makes sex feel better. They have some drawbacks, though. For instance, say your penis is limp and small. As it jostles about in your underwear, some of the longer pubic hairs may become stuck in it. This usually won't bother you much, but let's say you get an erection. Some of these hairs will pull themselves out of the foreskin as the dick become larger, but some will be pulled out and remain in the foreskin. Either way, it's quite painful. Nothing a moments' fiddling can't solve, but still, a minor annoyance. Often, I'll sit down for a wank at home, pull out my cock, and find some hairs in the foreskin. I'll put them on the corner of a nearby table and try to remember to throw them away after the wank. I'm not about to pull my pants back up, pull myself off the couch, and walk all the way to the rubbish bin just to throw away some pubes. I sat down with the intention to wank. I'm obviously not in the best of moods. Anyway, sometimes I forget to throw away those pubes and they remain on the table after the wank. This never used to be a big deal for me, but now I have a maid and if I forget to throw away the pubes, she ends up throwing them away for me. Embarrassing you might think! But, fortunately, she's an Ethiopian Muslim who can't speak any English. I guess I don't have much respect for her because I didn't freak out when she first found my pube stash. I just thought it was a bit funny (and maybe... a bit sexy). Now, Claire left a dress of hers here and also a pair of panties. Despite what you might think, I'm not the kind of guy who wanks in a girl's underwear. Not for any moral reason, but because I usually wind up telling my girlfriends everything and I think wanking in their underwear is a pretty hard thing to explain. It's pretty creepy and disgusting. But one night, the maid had done my washing and there wasn't a single dirty piece of laundry around. I'm not about to wank into a clean t-shirt or towel. That seems wasteful to me. And wanking into tissues leaves paper stuck to your dick (and tissues burn the dick more than cotton). In these situations, I usually wank into a clean hand towel. Hand towels are pretty useless and I don't feel bad about dirtying one. But, now that I had her panties AND was out of dirty laundry, I had a logical reason I'd be quite comfortable explaining to her for why I came in her panties. So, I wanked into them. I was very happy with the experience, although, I'd been off my dick for a couple of days, so that probably helped too. I wound up wanking 2 or 3 times into those panties. When I finished, I threw them into my bathroom with the intention of putting them in the washing basket later, but I ended up just going to bed. The next morning, I kicked them closer to the basket on my way to take a piss, and then went out for a late breakfast thinking the maid would come late in afternoon, but she came earlier, and when I got back from my breakfast, my bed was made and the panties were in the washing basket! There was hardly a dry patch on them (I ended up having to wipe my dick with a tissue after the third wank) and they were the only item of laundry. I wonder what she thinks of me. Situations like that are why you stay emotionally uninvolved with hired hands. |
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Some wank stories for old times' sake by 06/17/2010, 7:22am PDT  It drives me absolutely nuts that I can't share these stories with my fags by 06/17/2010, 11:01am PDT I would join this forum. NT by 06/17/2010, 5:57pm PDT peanut gallery by 06/17/2010, 12:43pm PDT |
