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| Re: World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King (tawkin part first) by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/21/2010, 10:58am PDT | ||||
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| (12:14:36 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: this sucks
(12:14:39 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: brent: dead (12:14:43 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: my cunt grandmother: alive (12:14:54 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: :( (12:14:56 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: this alone (12:15:02 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: may prove that the universe isn't indifferent (12:15:04 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: it actively hates me (12:15:07 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I didn't know your grandma was like a PROBLEM (12:15:18 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: yes she is (12:17:17 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: shes a terrible person and also i get money when she dies (totally unrelated!!!!!!!!! also implying i'm a good person) (12:18:34 PM) Kered Curowdsongu has signed off. (12:19:32 PM) Kered Curowdsongu has signed on. (12:19:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: :( (12:21:41 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Indeed, it was only a short while ago that the Afghan minister of mines was removed, under U.S. pressure, for allegedly taking a $30 million bribe to steer an enormous copper-extraction deal to China, a country whose resource imperialism is already a disgrace everywhere from North Korea to Darfur. (12:21:52 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Wow why would a certain white handed cunt support a country like that? (12:22:31 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: :( (12:22:40 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: HOW VERY CUNTY (12:22:47 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: meanwhile in a world untouched by time and reality (12:23:05 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: She's got the PMS so three weeks out of the month she's out of her mind. (12:25:21 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: who are you talking about (12:25:29 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i can't seem to remember (12:25:36 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Starts with an M I think. (12:29:29 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: ruiva?? (12:29:42 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: he transferred to kilrogg and quit (12:29:45 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: That was the WOW druid. :( (12:29:45 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i think (12:29:50 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: oh okay (12:44:25 PM) Kered Curowdsongu has become idle. (12:51:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: remember when we could 4 man those instances with ruivia (12:51:25 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: and we didnt need any other faggots ruining it for us (12:51:32 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: with their faggotry and retardation (12:51:54 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: and this was before tanks could aoe tank so we had our pets offtank with freeze trap and etc (12:51:55 PM) Kered Curowdsongu is no longer idle. (12:51:58 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: yeah (12:52:09 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: and when cc was needed (12:52:29 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: the bad old days (12:52:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: when everything was better but still worse (12:53:00 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: one multishot equaled a wipe (12:53:02 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: the game took more skill but you didn't feel good about it (12:53:09 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: oops I hit multishot were dead (12:53:13 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: haha yes (12:53:21 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: it wasnt a rewarding challenge (12:53:30 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: to utilize superior skils (12:53:39 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: it just meant that every pull took like 10x longer (12:53:44 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: now the game takes less skill and you feel just as shitty (12:54:04 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: but it also takes less time per pull and you get fucking bags of gear for it (12:54:11 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: so problem solved (12:54:16 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: gear to do more of the same instances with (12:54:35 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: who needs rewarding gameplay when you get free bags of gear you would never get otherwise from the actual fucking boss drops (12:54:57 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: the fucking lvl 50 dungeons still drop like fucking 25 spirit 5 stam 5 str plate drops (12:55:16 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: and then the loot bags give like 15 stam 15 str 15 hit rating plate (12:55:34 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: or actual fucking defense stam str (12:55:43 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i can't play wow anymore (12:55:54 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: all the fucking tier 1 and 2 sets and shit like that are full stam and defense no str or hit rating (12:56:05 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: it cloys to me like if i sucked a guy's dick or something (12:56:11 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: hahah (12:56:15 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i wouldn't feel right for a long time (12:56:20 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: its like someone in prison just fucking mouth raped you (12:56:32 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: prison mouth rape (12:56:41 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: go out in public (12:56:56 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: see all the people making money and hanging out with their girlfriends and family (12:56:57 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: nightmares for months about doing raids and all your gear goes to the fucking noob wearing fucking greens (12:57:09 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: then me and my cow in my pretend fantasy world (12:57:12 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: haha (12:57:14 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: 26 years old pretending i'm a cow (12:57:25 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: with all the other wowfags (12:57:27 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i might as well walk around with a stuffed animal on my cock buck naked (12:57:34 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: you and 10 million other people (12:57:47 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: staring people down demanding i be taken seriously (12:57:53 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: 10 million unemployed losers and chinese gold farmers (12:57:54 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: I AM A MAN (12:57:57 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: hahaha (12:58:03 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT (12:58:03 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: demanding their respect (12:58:20 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: you refuse to accept that people don't approve (12:58:22 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: I PAID THIS STUFFED ANIMAL FOR SEX (12:58:27 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: 15 DOLLARS EVERY MONTH (12:58:30 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: you're paying for it (12:58:46 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: THIS IS A VALID PASTIME AND IT IS SOCIALLY ENGAGING (12:58:57 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: wowfags actually believe that (12:59:06 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: it needs to be a paintshop comic and posted to /v/ (12:59:29 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: not only am I fucking you in the ass, you push back and DARE me to do it harder (12:59:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: you're a queer and you're getting NOTHING (12:59:42 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: - blizzard to their customers (1:00:00 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: yeah (1:00:07 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: hope you like salty pennies (1:00:10 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: you fucking fat faggots (1:00:29 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: thanks for the billing plan now go down on our joint (1:00:54 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: get ready for the catagasm (1:01:35 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: thanks for buying something with no actual value (1:01:51 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: would you be interested in some air (1:01:59 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i have a bottle of air i'd like to sell you (1:02:09 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i'd have to keep the bottle (1:02:24 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: or just break it over your stupid head after you pay me 15 dollars this month (1:10:11 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: every month we come out with a different bottle (1:10:32 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: to smash over your empty heads (1:20:39 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: :-( (1:20:43 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: TOO INTENSE? (1:20:54 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: I MAY HAVE CROSSED A LINE THERE (1:21:11 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i bet that made jsoh want to get some frost emblems (1:21:26 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: "wow he's so right the game is such bullshit" (1:21:40 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: "welp my softits paladink needs some frosts" (1:27:01 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I took a shower (1:27:13 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: >:( (1:27:32 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: and jo was out at the post office (1:27:35 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: so bleh (1:27:51 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: that reminds me I got the hemet nesingwary collected quests achievement on my paladin (1:27:55 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I went bought the pages (1:28:07 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I was thinking in the shower the whole time how fucking gay wow is (1:28:20 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: how trhe fucking players have children they arent taking care of (1:28:26 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I wonder if ignas baby died (1:28:28 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: from neglect (1:28:47 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I should /who someone in edge of chaos and ask them that (1:28:54 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: "did ignas baby die yet?" (1:31:58 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i dont think she played long enough for the baby to drown if she left it in the bathtub (1:33:46 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yeah if she paid attention to the game maybe she would've been even bad at it instead of asleep at the wheel. (1:34:14 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: She could leave the baby face down in the bathtub full of water and she wouldn't be paying enough attention to the game for the baby to drown. (1:34:29 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: That's her only redeeming value. (1:34:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Except why is she in the game at all period? (1:34:53 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Getting the same chance at epixxx that Dunt did. ^_^ (1:35:04 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: :-( (1:35:07 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i don't care (1:35:07 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Actually she didn't have the same chance, she had a better chance. (1:35:24 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: I DON'T WANNA REMEMBER (1:35:26 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: But they want you to pull this next mob. (1:35:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You pull the mobs, igna's not done looting Sunfury Bow. (1:35:38 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: I LIKED PULLING (1:36:05 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i think one time I accidentally pulled two and wiped the raid and was then like I meant to do that just to fuck with everyone (1:36:15 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: lying blatently (1:36:20 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: to cover up a game mistake (1:36:27 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: that nobody blamed me for (1:36:37 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: that is a sad point in my wow career |
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