Forum Overview :: Assassin's Creed

It's amazingly bad. A game about walking a robot through a diorama. by Gutsby 08/09/2010, 8:22am PDT There is absolutely no challenge in this game at any point, just a poorly conceived framework of "game mechanics" that play out sequentally in short, rigid "missions" in an "open" world. The combat is so unchallenging that you might as well learn how to drop whatever weapon you're holding and one hit kill everyone with a generously timed unarmed techblock. The story is garbage; after opening with semi-convincing playboy-goes-superhero set dressing everything takes a turn for endless expository talk about idiotic shit. It does have beautiful graphics and animation.

Assassin's Creed 2 the Da Vinci Code by Worm 04/07/2009, 3:31pm PDT     wrom crashes firefox parts 1 and 2, passion of the wrom NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/07/2009, 5:51pm PDT         *2 hours of wrom being horse whipped while he jerks off into a plate of shit* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/07/2009, 8:38pm PDT         fireman wrom crashes firetrucks (too busy thinking about burnt babies) NT by gruman 04/07/2009, 9:03pm PDT     You don't need a sequel for that, the first one was full of Dan Brown bullshit NT by Fortinbras 04/07/2009, 8:37pm PDT         Well, they asked the Qt3 guy to make it not shitty, but it was gonna require an NT by extra half hour, so no 04/07/2009, 8:45pm PDT             Maybe if Ubi$oft paid some overtime once in awhile it would've gotten done... NT by Union Sympathizer 04/07/2009, 9:10pm PDT                 That data is for physical labor. Mental labor is more taxing and more affected b NT by Charles 04/08/2009, 10:06pm PDT                     Don't get me started on taxes :( NT by Union Sympathizer 04/08/2009, 10:32pm PDT                         What the fuck do you think I am some sort of FAT BABY? Wait, I meant fatbabies NT by Charles 04/09/2009, 4:21pm PDT                             He's a terrible human being. He revels in it. NT by this post is killing caltrops 04/09/2009, 9:04pm PDT     Was this any good? by Last 08/08/2010, 11:27am PDT         the first game was decent and I hear the second game is even better so NT by Sword of Justice 08/08/2010, 1:12pm PDT         Most of the annoying shit is gone, but the story is still godawful by Fortinbras 08/08/2010, 3:51pm PDT         It's amazingly bad. A game about walking a robot through a diorama. by Gutsby 08/09/2010, 8:22am PDT