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Intellivision edition by bombMexico 08/28/2010, 11:35pm PDT
This may be somewhat dated

Dragon Fire (****)
Pros: 2 part game, run and duck past fireballs and arrows to enter dungeon, run around like mad man avoiding dragon fire from below while scooping treasure and making for the exit
Cons: The last boss is an invisible dragon (this is secretly awesome)

Night Stalker (****)
Pros: Run through pac-man style level with single bullet that takes forever to charge, robots coming after you have different strengths and get smarter. Angst of watching a robot bullet slowing coming toward you while you wait for the split second of another robot to clear from branching path is awesome.
Cons: Robots end game pin you into corners pretty easily

Beauty and the Beast (****)
Pros: Climb a building past increasingly difficult obstacles to save princess on top
Cons: Random birds slamming into you from the side of the screen pretty annoying but it keeps you on your toes

Boxing (*)
Pros: When i was a kid he looks like an elephant man monster
Cons: *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*

Auto Racing (*)
Pros: Makes me stack of intellivision games that much more impressive
Cons: Handling not based on earth physics

Dungeons and Dragons (****)
Pros: navigate world map through forests into dungeons for loot and arrows. You can hear dragon "breathing" when you get a few screens near him. Box cover was probably the best ever
Cons: Simple two tone dungeons extremely simple looking

NFL Football - ML Baseball (*)
Pros: no pros
Cons: when starry eyed kids can tell your games are shit you have a problem

Astrosmash (****)
Pros: Defend ground with horizontal sliding blaster, meteors break into smaller meteors and fast falling attack UFOs
Cons: Bullshit auto-fire mode is an option

Frogger (****)
Pros: Its Frogger, probably the best one ported to any of the systems
Cons: I'm drawing a blank, the perfect game i guess

B-17 Bomber (**)
Pros: You buy the intellivoice adapter and plug in B-17 Bomber and it really talks to you!
Cons: Voicebox worked with 2 games i had, it doesn't improve either

White Water!(****)
Pros: A lot more awesome than you'd think, navigate waters to avoid rocks, lose a man overboard when you slam into them and try to pick him back up before he makes it offscreen. Park your boat to steal red indian treasure
Cons: Very fun for 10 minutes

Tron Maze-a-Tron (*)
Pros: Tron was a great movie
Cons: I don't remember anything other than the name of the game and the sting of disappointment 2 decades still hasn't healed

Atlantis (*)
Pros: Sort of Space Invaders and Missile Command. The lasers shooting everywhere are very colorful
Cons: I guess i'm the reason there's no more atlantis, also the controls

Bomb Squad (*)
Pros: Works with intellivoice add-on
Cons: The overlay the game uses is a mess of tools. Impossible to play without and still a guessing game with it

Demon Attack (****)
Pros: Space Invaders styled game, colorful enemies come at you in varied speeds and bullet types. The last boss is a giant keyboard bat hell monster
Cons: The cover is toy dinosaurs painted silver with wings attached. Very possible i'm confusing this for one of the "Space" games below

Frog Bog (**)
Pros: 2 players sit on opposing lily pads trying to eat more flies. Day turns into dusk in what i'm hoping is the first, worst use of time progression in a game
Cons: I put this in when i thought it was Frogger

Microsurgeon (*)
Pros: Lots of colors, go inside a guy and do surgery things, like Innerspace
Cons: I didn't understand this as a kid, and i'm missing the overlays to play it now. Fuck Innerspace, where's my 3 Amigos game?

He-Man Masters of the Universe (**)
Pros: Drop bombs on fleeing Skeletor
Cons: I have a sword and an axe and a cat i ride that talks, why not put some of that in your game assholes?

Snafu (****)
Pros: 2 players control growing snakes trying to enclose each one another, strategy and quick reflexes rewarded
Cons: Snakes are colored rectangles

Armor Battle (***)
Pros: Another cool cover, 2 players trying to get the first shot in terrain that blocks or hinders movement
Cons: Taking the red tank when the red tank is mine

Space Battle - Space Hawk - Space Spartans - Space Armada (?)
Pros: There were hundreds intellivision games, half of them had space in the title
Cons: Space Invader, Galaxia, pac man whatever game it wanted to rip off it was probably still fun

Star Strike (**)
Pros: You're flying down a death star like trench, sense of movement impressive
Cons: You die a lot, not very fun
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        Re: Xbox 360 recommendations thread by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/29/2010, 9:34am PDT NEW
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                It's okay father, we will get past this. NT by Jrdano Cable 08/30/2010, 7:59pm PDT NEW
        Re: Xbox 360 recommendations thread by Jerry Whorebach 09/03/2010, 9:24pm PDT NEW
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                    Actually, some clarification might be in order. by Jerry Whorebach 09/04/2010, 5:48am PDT NEW
                        Good plan, Jerry! by Pork Sword of Justice 09/04/2010, 8:38am PDT NEW
                            Did it. Am now 150 pounds, on the dot. by Jerry Whorebach 11/03/2010, 3:24am PDT NEW
                                what's your sustainment plan? NT by up with pod people 11/03/2010, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                                    I don't 100% know what that is, but I'm pretty sure I don't have one. by Jerry Whorebach 11/04/2010, 4:48am PDT NEW
                                        smear the peanut butter all over your pecs, then, and mash the bananna into your NT by Entropy Stew 11/04/2010, 2:07pm PDT NEW
                                        Shoot for the stars! Oh, you killed every star. NT by laudablepuss 11/04/2010, 2:10pm PDT NEW
                                            Alright guys, lets shoot the stars. Oh, you just killed every star. by Correction Man 11/24/2010, 2:29pm PST NEW
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            It didn't have enough staying power in the last act of the game for me by Fortinbras 08/29/2010, 5:53pm PDT NEW
    Mass Effect's soundtrack alone pushes it past one star NT by Entropy Stew 08/29/2010, 4:43pm PDT NEW
        Pros: soundtrack; cons: soundtrack makes the menu the best part of the game. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/29/2010, 5:09pm PDT NEW
            So now we know exactly why you're dumb. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/29/2010, 11:41pm PDT NEW
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            For 400 points, Case Zero could be yours! NT by Gutsby 08/31/2010, 6:18pm PDT NEW
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