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Girls play KH: BBS by Noi Dau Don 09/08/2010, 1:54am PDT
Dallas: also how old was Lea supposed to be in this, is he underage

China: I WOULD PEG HIM AT AROUND 16ISH

Dallas' buddy: uhhhh
Dallas' buddy: idk around 14

China: 14-16ish

Dallas' buddy: maybe younger. he plays with FRISBEES dear god

Dallas: fuck i am a fucking pedo
Dallas: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT

China: PRETTY MUCH YES

Dallas: MY GOD PLAYS WITH FRISBEES ;3;
Dallas: and i guess those were all they could think of for him to have CHAKRAM SKILLZ
Dallas: a boomerang might have been too stupid
Dallas: oh my god
Dallas: oh my god what is this command board bullshit
Dallas: /d...distracted
Dallas: /distracted FOREVER
Dallas: IT'S LIKE...LIKE A MINIGAME THAT FOLLOWS YOU EVERYWHERE, AND IS ALSO LIKE GAMBLING
Dallas: IT'S VEGAS IN YOUR POKEMON
Dallas: ...POCKET
Dallas: ALTHOUGH SPEAKING OF POKEMON
Dallas: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I SPENT AT THOSE SLOT MACHINES

Dallas' buddy: uuuggghhhh that shit
Dallas' buddy: fucking command styles and aksjfasdfasdfla I HATED THOSE
Dallas' buddy: but they were the only things I knew how to use 8(

Dallas: a-ahaha i have no idea what's going on 8| but i like...i got some bonus things and...my numbers went up

China: NUMBERS GOING UP IS ALWAYS A GOOD THING
China: speaking of things going up
China: guess what else is up
China: /ERECTION

Dallas: ...VERY NICE
Dallas: also oh my GOD that was endlessly distracting
Dallas: i instantly forgot about everything else and now i'm like
Dallas: what the fuck was i doing

China: you were bringing a naked and oiled Terra to my bed on a leash
China: and then we were going to be up all night long

Dallas: china he would bone you so hard
Dallas: i'll bring Xemnas and then it can be a foursome
Dallas: ALTHOUGH SPEAKING OF ALL NIGHT
Dallas: my eyes are burning, i must stop
Dallas: ALTHOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT that the keyblade gliders and the armor is just COOL
Dallas: and i love every second of it
Dallas: Sora should've figured out how to use one of those

China: they weren't invented back then
China: ------wait a minute

Dallas: MINDFUUUUCCKKK
Dallas: we can say it's a lost art
Dallas: the art of putting on armor
Dallas: and making your keyblade into a kickass thing that is way better than a gummi ship
Dallas: but that i suppose has no bathroom
Dallas: also, these people seem to have a problem with BASIC ASTRONOMY
Dallas: because anybody with a decent fucking telescope can tell you that a star is not a world, it's A SUN
Dallas: and while it's understandable that you can make the leap and say each star has a *collection* of hearts that revolve around it
Dallas: i can't help but imagine a group of scientists going on very politely in the background "um, actually, our studies have shown--"
Dallas: "NO IT'S FUCKING HEARTS, GO BACK TO NOT INVENTING AIRPLANES."

Dallas' buddy: Sora's an idiot
Dallas' buddy: and if I go further into explanation, spoilers will be had

Dallas: get out B|
Dallas: /FLIPS
Dallas: BUT YES i am done for the night, i am far too tired and also i want to play that board game again
Dallas: instead of the actual story
Dallas: goddamn minigames
Dallas: xemnas... fuck i'd keep in my closet if i could
Dallas: ...him, rather
Dallas: did i mention that board game
Dallas: because it's really fun
Dallas: TWO HUNDRED
Dallas: and also fucking spock

China: honestly I want all of the Organization in my closet
China: every day I would open it and go
China: WHO DO I FEEL LIKE FUCKING TODAY



Bonus observation: sometimes I think that the reason video game magazines do lists of the TEN HOTTEST VIDEO GAME GIRLS THAT WE WOULD BANG WITH PENIS is because dudes want to look at titty and be congratulated for picking the right thing (heh no tifa is way hotter than ivy and Vidya Gaems Monthly agrees with me v_v). Girls don't fuck around with that shit. It is assumed that everyone's tastes are specific and individual (and inviolable.) Even though there are loads and loads of video game cocks that everyone loves, making a list of them seems to miss the point for them. They'd rather maintain personal lists and co-squeal over items of overlap.
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Girls play KH: BBS by Noi Dau Don 09/08/2010, 1:54am PDT NEW
    Hahahahahahahahaha by Jerry Whorebach 09/08/2010, 2:41am PDT NEW
        Re: Hahahahahahahahaha by Noi Dau Don 09/08/2010, 2:54am PDT NEW
            If this was your anime livejournal thing, how banned would I be right now? NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/08/2010, 3:11am PDT NEW
                Hard enough to blast you straight into Validated Mode! NT by Noi Dau Don 09/08/2010, 3:16am PDT NEW
                    Where can "a man" pull up a seat around here? by QuĂ©tinbec 09/08/2010, 7:10am PDT NEW
                        Men in this thread: 0 NT by Female Star Trek Computer Voice 09/08/2010, 7:16am PDT NEW
                            gruman NT by gruman 09/08/2010, 7:31am PDT NEW
                            Computah! How many men are in the forum for babies? NT by Picard, at 7:15am 09/08/2010, 9:01am PDT NEW
                                No men NT by - 09/09/2010, 6:50pm PDT NEW
 
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