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by Noi Dau Don 09/25/2010, 11:24pm PDT |
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Girl: pardon proto-Axel being a fucking dork
NDD: fight?! but i wanna jam it in your thinghole
Girl: ....yes, that is what i thought
NDD: oh my god everyone in this game is a fucking dork
NDD: it should be called kingdom dykes
Girl: pretty much yeah 8|
NDD: i say that with love
NDD: er
NDD: /looks shifty
Girl: oh, i do too. :> this fucking series.
Girl: /knocks it over and rapes it, affectionately
NDD: aheheheh WE ARE FRIENDS you can tell because
NDD: WE WALK REAL CLOSE
NDD: IN THE BUTT
NDD: dude seriously this is just a waltz of cute boi dykes
NDD: all with immaculate club-ready dyke gear
NDD: seriously an indigo jacket with elbow-length athletic cuffs
NDD: and a moon on the titty
Girl: PRETTY MUCH like the moon is his thing
Girl: later on he can use the moon to go fucking crazy and kick your ass in a boss fight
Girl: not the moon on his titty, but like the real moon
NDD: p sure he is using the moon
NDD: to tell when his girlfriend's next ~*~cycle~*~ is
NDD: he's clearly the top in the relationship
NDD: meanwhile lea looks up with a maybelline-perfect complexion and thinks "god I am never going back to cock."
NDD: ...I'm being an asshole aren't I
NDD: sorry
Girl: NO |
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