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| I was going to make a list of all the girls with irritating habits by Noi Dau Don 10/20/2010, 10:00pm PDT | ||||
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I have a lot of stored up hate. A, I hate it when you show up to the conversation just to say "um, what?" and actually expect everyone to drop everything and explain what's going on to you. it seriously... spikes my blood pressure every time. Bonus: you're one of the most honestly self-absorbed people I have ever met. It's not malignant or intentional on your part, I know, but it's sadfunny as hell. B, stop making every single fucking conversation about you. I never believed this really happened until I met you. I thought people were just exaggerating or being entitled when they complained about it. But really, you do just show up and like - boom, the conversation is now about you and your tedious life. C, you let your fucking personal issues get in the way of good times again and again. It's like you only think people are paying attention to you if they are hating you or begging you to do stuff for them, and when someone (me) didn't hate you and did stuff for you, you flipped out and dragged me through the mud over it. I will never forgive you for the pedo furry rape night conversation. Of all the hateful petty shit you've done to me, that was the worst. Talk about your fuckin.... straws that break the camel's back! D, you suck to write with. I get a lot of people who are all "lol I'm gonna make the big bad seme kneel", but you're the only one who begs to be topped and then just misses every cue. I believe that you're so convinced by my rapist act that you're making me responsible for your abuse issues, and by passive-aggressively punishing me via some alter-ego IN PRETENDY WRITING you think you're getting back at That Guy. I seriously do think you are that fucked up. E, you overvictimized yourself over a joke you didn't understand in the first place, and it pissed me off hardcore to make 18 apologies to your entitled wounded ass. You're so Berkeley it hurts. Ironically, just like your long-term partner D, you want to be hurt so bad and punished for your disrespectful naughty uke ways and etc. YAWN SNOOZE BORING. Why do I have to be elaborately polite to you OOC and then slap your dirty whore mouth IC? That is the REVERSE of the way I want things. Just - all you fucking barbie-torturers, I will never understand you. I will never understand you. I will never understand the sort of person who wants to play "I'm bitchy, master me" either. F, I don't even know who you are, why did you invite yourself onto my friends-list. Oh yeah, because this is the kind of culture where "no" means "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW" so it was not like I could refuse. G, why do you have to be so fucking boring AND eager to talk to me 24/7/365. You are at least 33% of the reason why it was so easy for me to take two weeks' vacation FROM MY INTERNET HOBBY: because I fucking fear seeing you on my IM list, knowing that either you have already messaged me or are about to message me to talk about your incredibly narrow experiences and interests. H, I still cannot believe that you picked That Woman over me as a partner or a friend. It's not even a jealousy thing here, it's just an objective assessment: she's unstable, a proven liar, has dropped you on your ass on multiple occasions (remember how I ran over to pick you back up again? twice?), burned every LJ bridge she's ever been on, came to your home and got into a fight with your grammaw so bad she had to sleep in a tent in the yard for the rest of her trip. She is as famous for her insanity and friend-hopping as I am for my good advice and solid hands-off community management, and that is actually quite famous. And... whenever we talk now, you're talking about her. You really just wanted drama all this time, didn't you. I, I know it was you talking shit on anoncomm. I will always know it's you, every single time, because you have a pattern. Step one: raise reasonable-sounding concern. Step two: hope to god nobody notices that the concern has no basis in reality. Step three: loudly insist that an oversight has been made anyway when called on your shit. Step four: flame yourself out at the 5-comment mark. J, when I called you a fascist, it was because: you have fascist ideals and beliefs. Not because I didn't know how to spell "Nazi." If I wanted to call you a Nazi I would have called you a Nazi. You are seriously the only person who has ever asked me to make more rules - no, not even asked, you told me to do it. I was glad when you stopped blogging daily about Your Rape And Its Terrible Consequences, because that was always disconcerting reading next to your (equally frequent) posting of nude pics of yourself sucking in your stomach. K, you didn't know I was one of the comm mods, did you. When you sent separate messages about your bullshit complaint to me and to the community mod account I lold p hard, not gonna lie. L, I know you're working on the whole transgendered thing (ftm), but when you play nothing but spritely boy characters, and then your single girl character is a total yamato nadeshiko type that is the canonical object of obsession for my biggest and baddest and most powerfullest creeper seme, I suspect you may be working out your transgendered thing using me as an unconsenting sounding board. Haha wait what I actually mean to say is: you, like an extraordinary number of other people, treat me like a therapy doll. Speaking of: hey everyone, just because you are ugly and/or can't leave your basement/lower your standards enough to get to the point where you'll touch an irl penis: it doesn't mean you're a lesbian or transgendered. Believe me, I know exactly how afraid you are of female genitals and sexuality. Welp, I feel a little better now. |
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I was going to make a list of all the girls with irritating habits by 10/20/2010, 10:00pm PDT  why is everyone on this animefemdomtrannyfanficinternet site so fucked up!? NT by 10/21/2010, 5:38am PDT Re: why is everyone on this animefemdomtrannyfanficinternet site so fucked up!? by 10/21/2010, 6:38am PDT more like 80%, you magnificent bastard. (bastress. bastrix.) NT by 10/21/2010, 7:04am PDT awwww you big sweetie. by 10/21/2010, 2:59pm PDT |
