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by Mischief Maker 10/25/2010, 1:24am PDT |
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After the bare essentials, I install files and programs in reverse order of likelihood of being patched or otherwise altered. This is why Firefox comes almost dead last. If I installed Firefox, followed by 4 gigs of pictures and movies of naked ladies, defragmenting after a firefox update would requires the system to move all 4 gigs of breast data around.
If instead the static block of nubile data precedes the frequently altered programs/files, way fewer files need to be moved after patches and updates. This makes defragmenting faster and cuts down Hard Drive wear and tear.
And for all the people shrieking, clawing the wallpaper, and head-butting holes in their walls because I'm using legacy drivers, running Windows XP, and not automating disc defrag: maybe you should try downloading a little porn to your computer to help you mellow the fuck out. |
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You JUST installed an OS. What are the first five programs you install? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/13/2010, 12:35pm PDT 
EditPlus2, Photoshop, Hugo, Winamp, putty NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/13/2010, 12:37pm PDT 
Chrome, FlashDevelop, Photoshop, VLC, Filezilla NT by Hans Clastorp 10/13/2010, 12:39pm PDT 
Firefox, AVG, Azureus, 7-zip, daemon tools, a game NT by Last 10/13/2010, 12:54pm PDT 
Firefox, Emacs, current Python, GCC, Skype NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/13/2010, 1:10pm PDT 
Firefox, Pidgin, Steam, Stardock, Office 2007 by laudablepuss 10/13/2010, 2:24pm PDT 
Firefox, Office, Thunderbird, GIMP, a music composition program I never use. by Arbit 10/13/2010, 3:13pm PDT 
Firefox, Chrome, GIMP, Gtalk, and Steam NT by Fortinbras 10/13/2010, 3:48pm PDT 
Live, Renoise, Notepad++, Chrome, Jing NT by Fullofkittens 10/13/2010, 4:05pm PDT 
chrome, adobe web premium, thunderbird, irfanview, office 2007 by up with pod people 10/13/2010, 4:43pm PDT 
w-what's the OS? by Noi Dau Don 10/13/2010, 6:11pm PDT 
Firefox, MSE, Dropbox, Steam, VLC NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/13/2010, 7:32pm PDT 
These people are full of shit. Small downloads complete, get installed sooner by Ray of Light 10/13/2010, 7:36pm PDT 
Device Drivers, Porn, Microsoft Office, File Decoders, Video Games by Mischief Maker 10/14/2010, 11:53am PDT 
Who the fuck still needs legacy drivers these days NT by Nerdshoe 10/14/2010, 2:57pm PDT 
Lawyer keeps a porn archive. Proof that even a successful man can die alone. NT by Are you listening QB? 10/15/2010, 6:01pm PDT 
Hey, so what's the final verdict on porn? by Mysterious Stranger 10/15/2010, 7:30pm PDT 
If it stops a lawyer from face-raping you, then I'm against NT by it. 10/23/2010, 7:21pm PDT 
Man, you really wanted to start a conversation here. NT by Souffle of Pain 10/25/2010, 6:04pm PDT 
Souffle of Pain goes on a shitposting spree again. NT by Something MM doesn't grasp 10/25/2010, 9:25pm PDT 
Hi, Caltrops old lady brigade! Youre right, married men never EVER look at porn! by Mischief Maker 10/24/2010, 6:11pm PDT 
Difference between "It's the first thing I install" and "looks at it sometimes" NT by Something MM doesn't grasp 10/24/2010, 7:56pm PDT 
No one has asked this more important question: NT by WTF does "installing porn" mean? 10/25/2010, 12:30am PDT 
It's a large block of static files. by Mischief Maker 10/25/2010, 1:24am PDT 
Now he admits to only having 4 gigabytes of porn? NT by from loser to fag again 10/25/2010, 6:32am PDT 
Rather be a Fabulous Fag than a Bitching Biddy. by Mischief Maker 10/25/2010, 10:32am PDT 
Christmas Gifts for MM: Industrial-sized jug of Vaseline. QB's whore rolodex NT by Something MM doesn't grasp 10/25/2010, 7:19pm PDT 
Christmas gift for cowardly anti-masturbation anonyfag: a pair of balls. by Mischief Maker 10/25/2010, 11:37pm PDT 
You're like a Cable, only stupider and you accuse everyone of being puritans and NT by conservatives instead of being smug 10/26/2010, 5:19am PDT 
You're like Fortinbras. Period. NT by Mischief Maker 10/26/2010, 8:28am PDT 
He sees Fromg everywhere NT by Fortinbras 10/26/2010, 12:19pm PDT 
Preserving gigs of porn on disk means either your internet connection is unrelia by Last 10/25/2010, 1:38pm PDT 
Windows 7 and EVEN VISTA defrag automatically while you sleep NT by you also don't need pkunzip anymore 10/23/2010, 2:23pm PDT 
Drivers??? Oh, we're doing it that way, sorry. by World's Last IBM PCjr User 10/14/2010, 12:56pm PDT 
don't forget the math co-processor card NT by laudablepuss 10/14/2010, 3:13pm PDT 
Firefox, Steam (copied from old PC), 7zip, Pidgin, uTorrent NT by Entropy Stew 10/15/2010, 9:43am PDT 
Chrome, Office 2007, utorrent, Antivirus, CAC reader NT by Mr. Kool 10/15/2010, 1:42pm PDT 
So ICJ and Mischief Maker are the only fags using IE still NT by laudablepuss 10/15/2010, 2:24pm PDT 
What? NT by Mischief Maker 10/15/2010, 2:44pm PDT 
So you're pretty defensive about it then NT by laudablepuss 10/15/2010, 3:07pm PDT 
Maybe he's just sensitive since the fact that he installs drivers made so many by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/15/2010, 3:53pm PDT 
Chrome, Carbonite, MS Money, SC2 (frmly World of Shitfuck), Cisco VPN Client NT by Chillum 10/15/2010, 4:29pm PDT 
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