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I'm making a necklace of human livers. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/07/2010, 10:01am PST
Jesus Christ dude, that's fucking terrible. I'm glad you're getting some treatment and help. I am not sure how many livers the human body has, but I want you to know if it's two (and people can live with just one) I'd give one of mine to you. I may be thinking of kidneys, eyeballs, testes, rib cages, opposable thumbs, nostrils, ears or lungs, in terms of things we have duplicates of, though. But with all that (intelligent) (ly-designed??) redundancy, can you blame me?

Feel better. When you get out, please, do something you've always wanted to do but never had the time for. Are you on Steam? What's your account name? The least I can do is gift you something. If I've learned nothing from speaking at two PAX conventions, it's that when people get sick they are supposed to be given computer games.


YOUR FRIEND,

the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Josh McDaniels fired. REACTION by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2010, 4:17pm PST NEW
    Re: Josh McDaniels fired. REACTION by laudablepuss 12/07/2010, 5:19am PST NEW
        Congratulations on your new liver! NT by Fullofkittens 12/07/2010, 5:40am PST NEW
            it's really weird, man by laudablepuss 12/07/2010, 6:05am PST NEW
                Didn't you have other organ problems previously, though? NT by Fullofkittens 12/07/2010, 9:10am PST NEW
                    I had a colectomy 14 years ago by laudablepuss 12/07/2010, 9:26pm PST NEW
                Re: it's really weird, man by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 12/07/2010, 6:57pm PST NEW
                    Re: it's really weird, man by laudablepuss 12/07/2010, 9:31pm PST NEW
                    At 35? How much were you drinking? NT by J.A.M.S. 12/07/2010, 9:37pm PST NEW
                        Re: At 35? How much were you drinking? by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 12/08/2010, 6:33am PST NEW
                            Welcome to the site, Street Rat NT by Frank Reynolds 12/08/2010, 9:37am PST NEW
        Psh, short term. by Jerry Whorebach 12/07/2010, 9:12am PST NEW
        I'm making a necklace of human livers. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/07/2010, 10:01am PST NEW
        jesus. all the best, lp NT by up with pod people 12/07/2010, 10:30am PST NEW
            The best part by laudablepuss 12/07/2010, 9:45pm PST NEW
                Sounds like it could be lupus NT by Gregory House, M.D. 12/07/2010, 10:16pm PST NEW
        What? NT by laudablepuss' liver 12/07/2010, 2:21pm PST NEW
            If you can keep your dead baby and make creepy webpages about it, you better be by able to keep your liver - Arbit 12/07/2010, 2:40pm PST NEW
                At UCSF they don't keep old livers. by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 12/07/2010, 7:01pm PST NEW
            PS: A dramatization by Entropy Stew 12/07/2010, 8:31pm PST NEW
        Way to derail the awesome Josh Daniels thread, i had important stuff to say abou by bombMexico 12/08/2010, 1:11am PST NEW
        Oh, shit! Way to not die. by Mischief Press Corps 12/08/2010, 10:15am PST NEW
        So how's that new liver treatin ya? NT by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 12/29/2010, 3:54pm PST NEW
            i want to have sex with his liver NT by 0_-0 12/29/2010, 5:21pm PST NEW
    Enough time has passed, I'm sure he's a good dude now. NT by I'm sure it's a great game 02/06/2018, 11:04pm PST NEW
        Haha I did NOT connect dickless with my transplant until I saw this again by laudablepuss 02/07/2018, 8:44am PST NEW
            Re: Haha I did NOT connect dickless with my transplant until I saw this again by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 02/07/2018, 9:14pm PST NEW
                Re: Haha I did NOT connect dickless with my transplant until I saw this again by laudablepuss 02/08/2018, 9:31am PST NEW
                    Re: Haha I did NOT connect dickless with my transplant until I saw this again by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 02/08/2018, 9:21pm PST NEW
        Everyone's favorite coach update! by laudablepuss 01/31/2022, 9:17am PST NEW
            I'm delighted. Won't have to worry about the Raiders for three years. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/31/2022, 11:30am PST NEW
    Get in the hunt! NT by Business for Breakfast 02/01/2022, 11:18am PST NEW
 
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