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BECAUSE I FEAR NO GOD [bodybuilder flex and pose] by Rafiki 01/11/2011, 3:31pm PST
Entropy Stew wrote:

The one thing that ESDF people and I can agree on is how horrible your control scheme is. Did you lose the top of your middle finger in a tragic swearing accident? Did your south paw grow bent and gnarled from a gypsy fapping curse? I don't see any other way that layout can be comfortable.

-/ES/-


I don't get the middle finger part or why I must necessarily be missing the top. At any rate, this layout follows the natural tapering of fingers and sits quite comfortably for me. And the index finger does most of the work, the way God intended. And look at that other motherfucker with his mutant WASD setup that doesn't ergonomically follow the WASD layout. No backpedaling or strafing diagonally left! I'm just kind of waving my junk at God, and that dude is rubbing it across God's face from chin to brow.
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You can't change keybindings by Rafiki 01/08/2011, 7:53am PST NEW
    Re: You can't change keybindings by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/08/2011, 5:32pm PST NEW
        Re: You can't change keybindings by Rafiki 01/10/2011, 5:38pm PST NEW
            Why can't you WASD like a normal, God-fearing man? by Entropy Stew 01/11/2011, 1:29pm PST NEW
                BECAUSE I FEAR NO GOD [bodybuilder flex and pose] by Rafiki 01/11/2011, 3:31pm PST NEW
                    Are you a human? What are you? Do you have slow loris hands? by Entropy Stew 01/11/2011, 5:53pm PST NEW
                        I said middle on Z. Who would use ring, do you think I'm some kind of lobster m NT by Rafiki 01/11/2011, 6:42pm PST NEW
                            Sorry, my mind tried to split the difference between WASD and ASBO NT by Entropy Stew 01/11/2011, 6:45pm PST NEW
            The only post funnier than this key layout was laudable telling us about WASD by Fussbett 01/23/2011, 12:35am PST NEW
                Simillar but different WASD: hilarious. NT by laudablepuss 01/23/2011, 3:34pm PST NEW
        Re: You can't change keybindings by laudablepuss 01/11/2011, 2:52pm PST NEW
    This doesn't change your point but might help anyway by Lizard_King 01/09/2011, 6:50pm PST NEW
    Get a quadriplegic to play it by Entropy Stew 02/08/2011, 12:58pm PST NEW
 
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