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| I mean, when you compare even a "bad" theatrical release to all the direct-to-video, made-for-TV, ancient drive-in, student-project, silent movies out there - basically all the movies that you will never see, and that mainstream critics will certainly never review - there is no way you can justify giving the latest Pirates of the Caribbean less than 3.5 stars, probably more.
Rule of thumb: if it has reasonably photogenic people speaking a language that's technically English without using too much racism, that's worth two stars right there. For a movie to deserve anywhere close to one star it would pretty much have to fail to even run in 90% of DVD players (or come on a VHS tape that unspools in your VCR, necessitating a service call*). *Just kidding. What kind of casual movie fan doesn't build and re-build his own VCR on a regular basis? It's just the cost of admission to appreciating film, fucking deal with it noob. |
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Final shots by 06/05/2011, 11:25am PDT  it wasn't that bad by 06/05/2011, 4:34pm PDT Objectively speaking, no modern big-budget Hollywood movie should score less by 06/05/2011, 5:16pm PDT Pulp Fiction: 8.9/10 - The Godfather: 9.2/10 - God of War III: 9.6/10 by 06/05/2011, 5:27pm PDT It actually was that bad. by 06/06/2011, 12:02pm PDT Also here is one screenshot that totally sums up Dragon Age 2 by 06/06/2011, 5:55pm PDT Re: Also here is one screenshot that totally sums up Dragon Age 2 by 06/06/2011, 6:19pm PDT Are you saying Hans is a crybaby, or is this you DA2 plot summary? NT by 06/06/2011, 6:29pm PDT I believe she's saying it's nice to see Chad get more work. NT by 06/06/2011, 7:07pm PDT ^ NT by 06/06/2011, 7:40pm PDT |
