laudablepuss wrote:

"Manager of Corporate Strategy"
"Strategy Manager"

(3:43:25 PM) Me: "Manager of Corporate Strategy" and "Corporate Strategy Manager" [They dropped the "corporate" part on one just now -- maybe they noticed how absurd it looked?]
(3:43:44 PM) Me: Clearly we've decided to just hand people money
(3:43:47 PM) Me: How do I get in on this.
(3:46:28 PM) My Friend: ok.. you come to work Mon-Wed-Fri this week
(3:46:32 PM) My Friend: then next week we'll trade
(3:46:36 PM) My Friend: and both get paid
(3:46:38 PM) My Friend: woo hoo
(3:47:46 PM) My Friend: actually .. usually those guys have been senior VP's
(3:47:57 PM) My Friend: and that is a way to get talent with no direct reports
(3:48:00 PM) Joe: Psh, whatever we have two