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THE FAT SIGNAL! by Fussbett 07/21/2011, 12:25am PDT
I love what the poster wrote as a caption:

that poster on that board wrote:

here is the fat smelly bastard. we really had to put effort in these pics, so i hope you all appreciate this dirty fat fuck.



This is a phenomenon that movies and After School Specials always get wrong. I believe I've even gone on about this on Caltrops before, but here it is again: the popular kids don't do the bullying or even bother with the lowest lifeforms. It's a long food chain that ends with three overweight guys making fun of a dirty fat fuck, while they're all in a pinball convention together. Exactly how many pounds does the smelly guy have on the brown guy to the right? 20 lbs? -10 lbs?

OK so the guy on the left isn't very overweight sure, but he's got two sets of glasses and his backup glasses have mitten strings.
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Crime comes to Dwarf Fortress! by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2010, 7:09am PST NEW
    Make a shiv out of tuna cans. And, yes, peanuts are good. NT by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 12/31/2010, 8:41am PST NEW
        There are no peanuts in Circus Peanuts. At least, I don't THINK there are... NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2010, 10:10am PST NEW
    What are you using as an indicator of guilt? by Lizard_King 12/31/2010, 9:28am PST NEW
        I admit, my evidence is circumstantial at best. by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2010, 10:09am PST NEW
            That seems pretty solid by Lizard_King 12/31/2010, 3:30pm PST NEW
    Red lollipops and your bare hands, screaming by FoK 12/31/2010, 9:29am PST NEW
    Congratulations, Jerry by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/03/2011, 4:04am PST NEW
        I ruminate about a lot of things, you're gonna have to be more specific. by Jerry Whorebach 01/03/2011, 6:34am PST NEW
        Succinct, concise, excellent imitation of my overwrought sentence structure. A-. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/03/2011, 8:15am PST NEW
            Wait, that wasn't. Who is? What is going on? NT by A FRIEND 01/03/2011, 9:25am PST NEW
    UPDATE by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2011, 6:24am PDT NEW
        Re: UPDATE by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/20/2011, 9:55am PDT NEW
            As a social anxiety sufferer used to having his fears characterized as by irrational, bordering on delusional 07/20/2011, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                THE FAT SIGNAL! by Fussbett 07/21/2011, 12:25am PDT NEW
                    I thought that was a picture of Tycho NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/21/2011, 4:01pm PDT NEW
 
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