Forum Overview :: Wall Street Kid

I threw everything into PLASTICS by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/18/2011, 9:42pm PDT Thanks, they have some "You're a Pussy" funds with my 401(k) and I moved everything there. You don't get an envelope with a prospectus, what instead happens is the Hartford Deer fucks your girlfriend. I also found out the following -- APPARENTLY, you can choose where your funds *are* (which were mild-risk in my case) and where they are *going* (which I had set up for crazy shit, like funding an arcade sequel to 1941 called 1946 that shipped without any fire buttons). I moved where my contributions were *going* to The Hartford PussyGold (TM), which sounds hot, but is in fact an even more limp-wristed view of the market than believed possible. The confirmation button for this switch is in Swish. I mean Swiss. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

My rate of return is -47.06% by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/15/2011, 9:53pm PDT     Re: My rate of return is -47.06% by Mr. Kool 10/17/2011, 9:42am PDT         You have to make a bet on the nature of this depression by The Happiness Engine 10/17/2011, 9:20pm PDT             Re: You have to make a bet on the nature of this depression by N 10/18/2011, 1:07pm PDT                 I drink soda from cans! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NT by laudablepuss 10/18/2011, 4:45pm PDT                 I threw everything into PLASTICS by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/18/2011, 9:42pm PDT                     I put everything I had into bitcoins by Rick Falkvinge 10/18/2011, 10:58pm PDT                         Re: I put everything I had into bitcoins by The Happiness Engine 10/19/2011, 3:06pm PDT                             )) o (( NT by back and forth forever 10/19/2011, 11:34pm PDT                         update by laudablepuss 12/21/2011, 2:01pm PST