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| NDD and uwpp watch ladyhawke by up with pod people 11/20/2011, 11:01pm PST | ||||
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| (9:11:20 PM) NDD: anyway movie. okay let me load it up
(9:11:37 PM) uwpp: I'm s-s-s-o excited (9:12:37 PM) NDD: okay paused on orange clouds which i am taking to be the beginning (9:12:53 PM) uwpp: absolutely the case (9:12:58 PM) uwpp: get to the appearance of WB? (9:13:02 PM) uwpp: and we'll synch there? (9:13:08 PM) uwpp: WB @ 20th c fox present (9:13:19 PM) NDD: k hahaha NICE PHOTOSHOP OUTER GLOW BITCHES (9:13:24 PM) uwpp: yisss (9:13:30 PM) uwpp: you count down and I'll click when you type go (9:13:36 PM) NDD: kay 3 (9:13:37 PM) NDD: 2 (9:13:38 PM) NDD: 1 (9:13:40 PM) NDD: go (9:13:44 PM) uwpp: WOO WOOOOOO (9:13:51 PM) uwpp: embarrassingly happy about this (9:13:56 PM) uwpp: it's been too long plus you are a virgin (9:14:03 PM) NDD: ahahaha oh my god you're such a girl (9:14:15 PM) uwpp: DO YOU SEE HOW IT'S NIGHT AND DAY ON THE LETTERS?? SUBTLE (9:14:20 PM) NDD: it's cute :3c and YES (9:14:29 PM) uwpp: best fairy tale (9:14:37 PM) uwpp: yeah she's a bird but she's a fucking RAPTOR (9:14:39 PM) NDD: 80s fantasy font (9:14:48 PM) uwpp: oh this theme :O (9:14:53 PM) uwpp: Rumpole of the Bailey (9:14:54 PM) NDD: pretty in your face (9:15:04 PM) uwpp: John "in every goddamn BBC production" Wood (9:15:24 PM) uwpp: backlit bird etc. etc. (9:16:56 PM) uwpp: I can't remember if this was before or after Ferriis Bueller's (9:17:07 PM) NDD: I think ferris was 84? (9:17:20 PM) uwpp: def around the prime of Matt's fame then (9:17:25 PM) NDD: OHHHH 86 (9:17:37 PM) uwpp: the horseflesh in this film is unparalleled (9:17:52 PM) uwpp: one of the few fantasy films where they make the heroic horse a character with a name and personality, and GLORY SHOTS (9:18:02 PM) uwpp: so much adoration of that amazing friesian (9:20:42 PM) uwpp: LOOK AT HIM (9:20:45 PM) uwpp: what a beast (9:20:49 PM) NDD: ahahahaha (9:21:38 PM) uwpp: then ABBA comes in from stage left (9:21:47 PM) uwpp: step.strut. step.strut. (9:22:04 PM) NDD: you really have to see the russian 3 musketeers (9:22:10 PM) NDD: where soft rock happens constantly (9:22:16 PM) uwpp: if the music is anything like this -- seriously it is lulz a minute (9:22:29 PM) NDD: like this but with singing (9:22:32 PM) NDD: singing musketeers (9:22:34 PM) NDD: and cardinal (9:22:36 PM) uwpp: O___O (9:23:10 PM) uwpp: you need a thumb ring (9:23:22 PM) uwpp: the dapple: also amazing (9:23:25 PM) uwpp: andalusian, I think (9:26:18 PM) NDD: cool castle tho (9:26:28 PM) uwpp: it is p sweet, wondering if it's mostly a real structure (9:26:33 PM) uwpp: OH look at goliath dance (9:26:47 PM) NDD: ohhhh so that's where the long tunic look came from (9:27:26 PM) uwpp: derp. (9:27:29 PM) NDD: ohhhhhh (9:27:45 PM) uwpp: he has a dex of 19 tho (9:27:49 PM) NDD: those guys are gonna.... copulate with him yeah (9:27:52 PM) NDD: so why is he running (9:28:23 PM) uwpp: no weapons and no STR I guess :3 (9:28:30 PM) NDD: ehe (9:28:43 PM) NDD: oh he's so spunky (9:29:27 PM) NDD: whoa it's roboknight (9:29:30 PM) uwpp: :3 (9:29:42 PM) uwpp: of course he's out of bolts so why aren't they rushing him (9:29:47 PM) NDD: because sexy (9:29:47 PM) uwpp: BECAUSE THEY KNOW HIM, YOU SEE (9:29:51 PM) uwpp: also that (9:31:07 PM) NDD: ahahaha slapping the sword out of his hand (9:31:11 PM) uwpp: yisss (9:31:21 PM) uwpp: he's one of those fighters that gets to just say "don't" and people stop (9:31:54 PM) NDD: basically you're madly in love (9:32:02 PM) uwpp: he was my first human crush I think, though optimus prime will always be my first boyfriend (9:34:04 PM) NDD: so roboknight and thieflet are sitting awfully close to each other (9:34:10 PM) NDD: i think they're banging (9:34:17 PM) uwpp: thieflet becomes the +1 for sure (9:34:19 PM) NDD: broderick tops - physically (9:38:58 PM) NDD: ohhhhh a lady (9:39:05 PM) uwpp: her eyes and this casting, I mean (9:39:06 PM) uwpp: jesus (9:39:21 PM) uwpp: what's more, she's not a fucking pedestal angel she's -- very human (9:39:26 PM) uwpp: but I digress (9:39:30 PM) NDD: you mean (9:39:33 PM) NDD: she bangs rutger hauer (9:39:43 PM) uwpp: I mean she's sick of his bullshit (9:44:51 PM) uwpp: NICE BIRD DANCING GIRL OUTFIT, CREEPY BISHOP (9:45:16 PM) uwpp: good costume on the priest there (9:45:17 PM) NDD: that priest outfit (9:45:25 PM) uwpp: yesss I was going to say it's all holding up well (9:45:28 PM) NDD: yeah i'll take one or two (9:46:05 PM) NDD: snape's dad is such a dick (9:46:09 PM) uwpp: AAAHAHHA (9:47:44 PM) uwpp: good buckles up the back on navarre's tunic (9:47:51 PM) uwpp: asymmetry on the shoulder, love (9:48:42 PM) NDD: basically if this movie was a man you'd have a dozen kids by now (9:55:58 PM) NDD: GET ON MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING (9:56:05 PM) NDD: CARRY THIS HAWK OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR RAISINS (9:56:10 PM) uwpp: aaahahah p much (9:56:22 PM) uwpp: he's just scurred is all :'( (9:56:34 PM) NDD: it's tough being that big and that blond (9:56:51 PM) uwpp: and having the medieval equivalent of a fucking ferrari (9:57:09 PM) NDD: LESS TALKING MORE DRIVING TO THE BIRD HOSPITAL, ASSHOLE (9:57:37 PM) uwpp: oh rumpole you so cute (9:57:53 PM) uwpp: IS IT LENT AGAIN ALREADY (9:58:04 PM) NDD: so cute (9:59:11 PM) NDD: lol life before CGI (9:59:24 PM) uwpp: yup you just wrapped a bird in a blankie (9:59:27 PM) uwpp: and hoped for the best (10:08:19 PM) uwpp: I am addicted to these stories that need conscious intervention to be fulfilled tho (10:08:49 PM) NDD: i am.... having... trouble figuring out what order those words go in (10:09:06 PM) uwpp: sorry it'll make sense later I'm getting ahead of myself again (10:10:31 PM) uwpp: ...here (10:10:35 PM) uwpp: the mouse lies (10:10:38 PM) uwpp: and it's ... vital (10:10:52 PM) NDD: ohhhh (10:10:57 PM) uwpp: because they gave up (10:12:01 PM) NDD: ... pp. (10:12:02 PM) NDD: pp. (10:12:11 PM) uwpp: YES ZSENI (10:12:11 PM) NDD: http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/niccagehead sorry to interrupt but (10:12:39 PM) uwpp: well obviously that was important (10:16:46 PM) NDD: haudy (10:16:58 PM) NDD: get it (10:17:00 PM) NDD: haudy (10:17:01 PM) NDD: b/c (10:17:04 PM) NDD: hauer + howdy (10:17:10 PM) uwpp: OHO (10:19:17 PM) NDD: a....aaaawwwwwwww (10:19:32 PM) uwpp: I'm sure you guessed the eclipse thing during the opening titles (10:19:40 PM) NDD: actually no B| (10:19:46 PM) uwpp: :O (10:19:52 PM) uwpp: ...WHAT THING (10:19:56 PM) NDD: you suck at this (10:20:14 PM) NDD: tell Mr.P to spank you on my behalf (10:20:39 PM) uwpp: I... actually thought the monk had JUST mentioned it for real (10:20:48 PM) uwpp: a day without a night, a night without a day? (10:20:55 PM) NDD: YEAH BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED (10:21:02 PM) NDD: BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS FOUR YEARS OLD WHEN I WATCH MOVIES (10:21:04 PM) uwpp: SHIT :( (10:21:09 PM) uwpp: ok good to know (10:21:24 PM) NDD: anyway yeah, spankings, you are getting one. (10:21:30 PM) uwpp: yes ma'am (10:26:57 PM) NDD: ....HELLO YOUR WOLFFRIEND IS BLACK HONEY (10:27:01 PM) NDD: THAT IS A GRAY FUR (10:27:10 PM) uwpp: she's having a moment ;( (10:27:15 PM) uwpp: haha he can't lift it (10:27:23 PM) uwpp: good things swords aren't phallic symbols (10:29:02 PM) NDD: yep no danger here (10:29:17 PM) uwpp: why she doesn't get herself a stick for those traps, man (10:29:55 PM) uwpp: idec what anyone says (10:29:59 PM) uwpp: she takes out the miniboss (10:30:09 PM) uwpp: with a 3" dirk (10:30:26 PM) NDD: it was pretty boss (10:30:39 PM) uwpp: oh get a fishing rod, navarre (10:31:02 PM) NDD: whatever you love it (10:31:14 PM) uwpp: I hate when movies underestimate cold even when it's roboknight (10:31:35 PM) NDD: uh oh (10:31:51 PM) NDD: ahhhh so cute (10:32:17 PM) uwpp: yakkety sax all playing during wacky romantic misunderstanding (10:32:38 PM) NDD: UHHHHHHHG GET IN THE MIDDLE, RUNT (10:32:42 PM) uwpp: heee (10:32:55 PM) NDD: come here and kiss me (10:33:06 PM) uwpp: I will know if the words are hers :3 (10:33:18 PM) NDD: QUICKLY.... RP! (10:33:21 PM) uwpp: YES (10:39:03 PM) NDD: GOOD JOB GENIUSES (10:39:08 PM) uwpp: 90lb WEAKLING POWERS: ACTIVATE (10:40:08 PM) uwpp: we're in this lake. IMUNNABITECHOO. (10:40:09 PM) NDD: SO MUCH (10:40:12 PM) NDD: WET DOG SMELL (10:42:30 PM) NDD: suddenly lipstick (10:42:37 PM) uwpp: is standing bessiiiiidee yoouuu (10:43:25 PM) NDD: OH MY GOD HE'S A GROWER.... AND A SHOWER (10:44:10 PM) NDD: a....awww runt (10:44:15 PM) uwpp: gee do you think they'll be allowed any happiness (10:44:16 PM) uwpp: NOPE (10:44:50 PM) NDD: .... bonerhowl (10:44:59 PM) NDD: good news: cold shower is as easy as rolling over (10:45:02 PM) uwpp: yup that is frustrated morning wood if I ever saw it (10:45:38 PM) uwpp: "after I kill the bishop I will ejaculate 2 years of backlog on to the corpse" (10:53:17 PM) uwpp: "hey btw kill her for me" this is beyond annoying of him (10:53:26 PM) NDD: yeah what the fuck seriously (10:53:45 PM) uwpp: OR "wait until she's human, then ask her" (10:53:53 PM) uwpp: but these fucking knights, man (10:55:19 PM) uwpp: THIS (10:55:19 PM) uwpp: HORSE. (10:55:21 PM) uwpp: THO. (10:55:26 PM) uwpp: watch him fucking dance this (10:55:27 PM) NDD: 14 kids (10:55:35 PM) uwpp: he's cantering in place (10:56:09 PM) NDD: JOUSTING IN THE CHURCH (10:56:12 PM) uwpp: THERE's the andalusian (10:56:15 PM) uwpp: longhair (10:56:23 PM) NDD: LONGHAIR TOPS (10:56:25 PM) uwpp: nice inversion of the black/white trope (10:56:55 PM) uwpp: everyone all "best mass ever" (10:57:01 PM) uwpp: "how will they top it next year" (10:57:33 PM) uwpp: the mighty force of his stroke~ (10:58:08 PM) uwpp: roboknightcam (10:58:08 PM) NDD: ONE AT A TIME PLEASE GENTLEMEN (10:58:38 PM) NDD: NEVER STARE DIRECTLY AT AN ECLIPSE enjoy your blindness idiot (10:58:41 PM) uwpp: aahahha (10:58:47 PM) NDD: the crystal... calls! (10:58:57 PM) uwpp: the 80s was a big moment for eclipses (11:00:04 PM) NDD: BELLS OH NOOOOO (11:00:31 PM) NDD: THIS IS SO STUPID (11:00:35 PM) uwpp: bereft rutger :( (11:00:49 PM) NDD: ifhaighdh JUST WHY EVEN (11:01:05 PM) uwpp: happiness is not allowed (11:02:22 PM) NDD: with his own petard! (11:02:25 PM) uwpp: ahahah (11:02:30 PM) uwpp: a petard is a bomb or something (11:02:32 PM) uwpp: blew my mind (11:02:42 PM) uwpp: I totes also thought it was a lance (11:02:57 PM) NDD: ohhhh runt, you need buttsex so bad (11:04:02 PM) NDD: his family jewels ALOFT (11:04:09 PM) uwpp: quavering (11:05:25 PM) NDD: bang on the church floor do it (11:05:31 PM) NDD: i will give you a thousand ducats or whatever (11:05:33 PM) uwpp: everybody would golf clap (11:05:36 PM) NDD: stick it in while god is watching (11:06:32 PM) uwpp: bitchface to end all bitchface (11:06:56 PM) NDD: what was that thingy (11:07:01 PM) uwpp: her raptors' bonds and her hood (11:07:04 PM) NDD: ohh (11:07:28 PM) NDD: OHHH RUN THROUGH WITH THE CHURCH JEWEL UP (11:07:37 PM) uwpp: niice I never noticed that (11:07:42 PM) NDD: man snape's whole family line never gets the girl (11:07:52 PM) uwpp: I think it's because they're fucking creeps (11:08:04 PM) NDD: HEY YOU SAY CREEP, I SAY DEVOTED (11:08:08 PM) uwpp: aaaaaahahahaha (11:08:19 PM) NDD: YES GAY CLERGY FOR ALL (11:08:59 PM) uwpp: happiness is allowed after all, yay god light (11:09:12 PM) NDD: YAY FOURWAY (11:09:38 PM) uwpp: even as a child i found it weird that everyone just stood here for this (11:10:14 PM) uwpp: I guess *everyone* thought that bishop was a dick (11:10:22 PM) NDD: all trying to hide their awkward hard ons (11:10:41 PM) NDD: yall guys is creepy (11:10:44 PM) uwpp: like without the hawk context (11:10:50 PM) uwpp: how do they know this is triumphant (11:10:53 PM) uwpp: they're like (11:10:56 PM) uwpp: "what was that thingy" (11:10:59 PM) uwpp: just like you |
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