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by Roop 01/27/2012, 6:37am PST |
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After you remove it, remember you can't be sure you removed everything. If some trojan let in a trojan that let in a rootkit, no antivirus can see it or remove it now. Format.
It seems all my friends are n00bs, I'm constantly driving to people's homes to fix this shit. I actually feel like the family physician. I take the dude away from his girlfriend or wife and kids, speak in a hushed voice, "Let's talk for a minute about masturbation. No, I already know you DO it, you dirty motherfucker." Then I go through the routine on safe squanking practices, what to click and not click whatnot. These fuckers never get it. Then it becomes like punishment, "You better think right now what you want to keep you greasy little monkey, 'cause it's all going," finger poised over carriage return. Usually get 'em near tears. "Do you SEE this; do you SEE what your penis did!?" |
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