I had a threesome with a guy and a girl I was friends with. It was mostly just oral, but she ended up having sex with him for a bit. We tried being a bit kinky, and at one point we were eating ice cream off her tits. Everything was pretty cool for a while, but I couldn't get off that night, and once she decided to fuck him, I got totally ignored.

I had a good laugh, though, because neither of them got off that night either. He was on some medication that made it hard for him to stay erect, and eventually she got bored with trying to get him back up every couple of minutes.

Oh, and I was eating ice cream out of the carton the entire time they were trying to fuck, because I was bored.

I sat around, naked, eating ice cream, while watching my friends impotently try to fuck.