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| Assassin's Creed '76 by Jerry Whorebach 03/23/2012, 9:08pm PDT | ||||
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I was all excited about playing the new Assassin's Creed, just imagining myself canoeing around, chilling with beavers (pictured - so cute), in between butchering some rebel scum and their filthy French allies. Then I find out they've got you on the WRONG FUCKING SIDE. 
I haven't seen such a shameful display of pandering to the yankee dollar since Capcom's 1942. Hey, Ubisoft Montreal, if you love America so much why don't you go live there? I'm sure your taxes would be so much lower, it'd retroactively justify that whole bloody war. Maybe you could even buy some black slaves to finish your stupid game while you are down there. 
Nobody wore hoodies in 18th century America you fucking retards. |
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Assassin's Creed '76 by 03/23/2012, 9:08pm PDT  I don't even remember whose ass we kicked in 1876. by 03/23/2012, 9:27pm PDT 1776 = 18th century by 03/23/2012, 11:46pm PDT I think they've said you'll be playing both sides against each other NT by 03/23/2012, 11:42pm PDT Fistful of Beaver Belts NT by 03/24/2012, 12:33pm PDT Pelts NT by 03/24/2012, 12:34pm PDT Best post on Caltrops in awhile? NT by 03/25/2012, 9:45am PDT |
