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Once again, if you can't maintain the level of fitness required to operate by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2012, 7:32pm PDT
everyday objects, perhaps there is a level of self reflection required to consider how you ended up in this place.

After all, I don't curse society when I get winded walking up a flight a of stairs, I think maybe I should walk up more stairs to cure that problem.
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Why are bottle caps and lids so fucking tight? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/15/2012, 11:33am PDT NEW
    You're just getting weaker. NT by Mysterio 06/15/2012, 1:19pm PDT NEW
        If you can't open a soda, maybe you should stop guzzling it. by The Happiness Engine 06/16/2012, 8:28am PDT NEW
            Re: If you can't open a soda, maybe you should stop guzzling it. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/17/2012, 5:33pm PDT NEW
                Once again, if you can't maintain the level of fitness required to operate by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2012, 7:32pm PDT NEW
    Get a rubber jar opener. by Last 06/15/2012, 2:20pm PDT NEW
        Too bad there's no tool that you could sit on NT by And leverage your weight to do it 06/15/2012, 4:43pm PDT NEW
    I heard that if you shake the bottle vigoriously then microwave it for half by Eurotrash 06/18/2012, 2:24am PDT NEW
        You remind me of woman who thought could dry her poodle - IN THE MICROWAVE NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/18/2012, 12:31pm PDT NEW
            Whuuu??? Why, I've never heard of such a crazy thing in my life! NT by 1970's flashback 06/18/2012, 11:27pm PDT NEW
    My solution to the problem by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/25/2012, 6:05pm PDT NEW
        Shoulda been a picture of a noose. NT by you miserable fat fuck 07/07/2012, 3:28pm PDT NEW
    Tap the lid with a butter knife at a wide angle clockwise, THEN open normally. NT by Mischief Maker 06/25/2012, 6:25pm PDT NEW
 
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