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Los Angeles: Great place to kill a wife. by Fussbett 03/17/2005, 3:04am PST
So Robert Blake is innocent. If Phil Spector can also get off in September, it makes a good case for living in LA. Haha, I'm kidding of course, that's a terrible thing to say. I'l never get married. You know who loves getting married? Phil Spector. Despite a pending first degree murder trial and the bloodstain of his first wife in the hallway of his home, he's getting married to some hot chick, who apparently doesn't mind.



You may be surprised that old and chinless Phil Spector gets hot chicks, even while up for life in prison, but remeber that he once pulled a gun on The Ramones in a dispute during the recording of End of the Century, so he's pretty bad ass. Not bad ass enough to have a GTA-styled game yet, but close.

Anyway, back to Robert Blake...
Asked by a reporter whom he believes killed his wife, Blake snapped, "Shut up."

Haha, yeah you fucking reporters. Don't be dicks.


...the star prosecution witnesses - two former stuntmen who said Blake tried to hire them to "snuff," "whack" and "pop" Bonny Lee - turned out to be drug-abusing paranoiacs.

Gary "Whiz Kid" McLarty admitted to cocaine-fueled delusions, including that people were tunneling under his house, and also mentioned seeing UFOs and being telepathic.

Ronald "Duffy" Hambleton, a heavy drug user, would stay awake for days watching through binoculars for mysterious enemies dressed as Joshua trees, witnesses testified.

Shit, that's a pretty good witness-dismantling. I'm relieved to think that I'll never need to make decisions like guilty or innocent based on a courtroom proceeding.
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Los Angeles: Great place to kill a wife. by Fussbett 03/17/2005, 3:04am PST NEW
    Wow, I didn't see *anything* about Baretta anywhere else. NT by Thanks for the update! 03/17/2005, 8:23am PST NEW
    The Blake press conference was awesome. by Fullofkittens 03/17/2005, 1:08pm PST NEW
        Re: The Blake press conference was awesome. by Bill Dungsroman 03/17/2005, 1:14pm PST NEW
        Re: The Blake press conference was awesome. by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 5:53am PST NEW
    Larry King interviews a juror by Fussbett 03/18/2005, 10:14am PST NEW
        Similarly by Bill Dungsroman 03/18/2005, 2:50pm PST NEW
        Plus songs by Fussbett 03/20/2005, 11:49am PST NEW
            I'M GONNA GET ME A SHOTGUN, AND DISCONNECT MY BRAIN NT by Robert Blake 03/21/2005, 12:46am PST NEW
                PS by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 5:55am PST NEW
                    Fsbt was confused at first. by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 6:30am PST NEW
 
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