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Sorry, was off the grid when you originally posted this thread. by Mischief Maker 07/14/2012, 8:55pm PDT
First of all, I think Xoxak basically pounds icycalm's article into the dirt in the first minute of this video:



My own comments:

I seem to recall one of Icycalm's most repeated points when his site was still viewable by the public is that videogames should be considered more like sports than like movies. As any Sportball Fan knows, the resaon we love the Sportland Sports is because they do so many points. Is it any wonder people infer that he's a proponent of scoring in videogames?

I... I had to skip ahead to the conclusions. Having walled himself off from any sort of criticism, his writing style has become downright obnoxious. This makes his old Arcade Culture article look positively terse.

And GOD DAMN, icycalm calls superplayers nerds who would have much more Strong, Healthy, Fulfilling lives if they stopped pouring so much energy into videogames on page 374 of his book on videogames? No wonder he needed to wall himself off from criticism.

From what I could gather, icycalm hates scoring systems because they harm immersion in games which stops them from distracting icycalm from the Strong, Healthy, Fulfilling life he leads.

Really, I don't see how figuring out, memorizing, then pulling off the perfect survival route through Contra Hard Corps is any different than figuring out, memorizing, then pulling off an optimal scoring route in Dodonpachi. Something tells me the only reason he's still playing these Cave shmups is because he feels obligated to for the sake of his reputation.

Ultimately, if I were to sum up icycalm, I'd say he was a guy who pointed out that modern games are getting too goddamned easy in the QTE-tastic modern age, and said it more shrill and angry than anyone else, which was entertaining and drew in many like-minded gamers, myself included. Alas, I don't think he actually has the gaming chops to back up all his bravado and now he's written himself into a manliness corner. He sneers at credit-feeding, but he can't compete with the big boys for score (and to be honest, neither can I), so he's spinning himself in furious circles trying to prove that low-rank 1CCing of arcade games is the ultimate sweet spot of videogame masculinity. When that fails to convince even his own ego, he puffs himself up further with good old Wittgenstein because, sheeit, where else do you see reviewers smart enough to discuss Megaman and German philosophers in the same sentence?
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so, um, mischief maker, about that scoring debate with icy a long while back by U-10 04/29/2012, 11:50pm PDT NEW
    Re: so, um, mischief maker, about that scoring debate with icy a long while back by U-10 04/29/2012, 11:52pm PDT NEW
        Re: so, um, mischief maker, about that scoring debate with icy a long while back by Mysterio 04/30/2012, 12:05am PDT NEW
            Oh my god, look at this fat, breathy fuck by Mysterio 04/30/2012, 12:08am PDT NEW
            Re: so, um, mischief maker, about that scoring debate with icy a long while back by U-10 04/30/2012, 12:12am PDT NEW
            Finally looked through this and wow. by skip 05/04/2012, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                being perpetuated and even exacerbated and apotheosized NT by Lizard_King 05/05/2012, 1:06pm PDT NEW
                Most people flinging aspie acusations are projecting NT by FACT 05/06/2012, 12:03pm PDT NEW
                    Nah. Also shut the fuck up. NT by Souffle of Pain 07/14/2012, 8:26pm PDT NEW
    this is hilarious NT by jeep 04/30/2012, 9:39am PDT NEW
        Re: this is hilarious by huhhhhhh... DUHH??? bluh!! hurhurh 07/14/2012, 7:21pm PDT NEW
            While you're on that Caltrops, please rebutt the TimeCube hypothesis (YOU CAN'T) NT by WITTGENSTEIN 07/14/2012, 7:44pm PDT NEW
            I'll counter any point you paste here, you stupid, shaking faggot. by Souffle of Pain 07/14/2012, 8:25pm PDT NEW
                icycalm has a point? NT by I thought he was against points 07/14/2012, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                How many characters can the post field take? I don't think an icycalm point fits NT by Worm 07/14/2012, 9:27pm PDT NEW
    mischief maker when are you gonna reply NT by U-10 05/08/2012, 9:47am PDT NEW
        As Caltrops Legal Defense, he's very busy these days NT by Caltrops PR department (also busy) 05/08/2012, 12:24pm PDT NEW
        Sorry, was off the grid when you originally posted this thread. by Mischief Maker 07/14/2012, 8:55pm PDT NEW
 
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