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Need for Speed Underground 2
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by Entropy Stew 11/14/2012, 8:13am PST |
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What was the last racing game that was challenging where the AI didn't resort to cheating? The original Super Mario Kart?
Mario Kart AIs would rubberband when passed and had infinite stock special abilities. Pass Mario for 1st place and you are FUCKED because he will pluck a star out of his Italian asshole then proceed to fuck your face with it. Behind him and have red shell? STAR TIME MOTHERFUCKERS. The blue shell in later games is another example of the penalize-the-winner Mario Party random fuck-you mentality of the devs.
But sure enough since a cop had radioed that he was going to drop a spike strip, he went flying by me at warp speed sending ripples through time allowing me to peer into the past to see dead relatives and that time Entropy Stew came out of the closet.
I came out of the closet long before that.
-/ES/-
If you want to castigate BL2, at least do it for throwing in 50 fucking My Little Pony references. |
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