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Re: Go Panthers! by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/19/2013, 8:11pm PST
Some Guy In Florida wrote:

I went on a date last night with a girl who claims to be a huge red wings fan. She says she had season tickets, and missed the red winds vs. Panthers without knowing why. Lock out? What's that?!


You get that girl a Federov jersey and bang the shit out of her for me.

Here's the DEAL with hockey games - you gotta decide at the beginning if you are making ARCADE hockey (NHL '94, NES Hockey, Hat Trick, Face Off!, Blades of Steele, Mutant League Hockey) or if you are gonna try to make simulation hockey (NHL 98, Wayne Gretzky Hockey III, NHL Powerplay 96). Just pick one, just PICK one. Simulation hockey is much more difficult but more rewarding. EA Sports couldn't decide, for years, which they wanted. I bought every game on the PC from 94 to NHL 2000, then warezed a couple, then picked them up occasionally over the last 10 years and they just fucking sucked.

They probably did a good game or two between 2000 and 2012, but fuck if anyone can figure that out. Sports game reviewers pull the same shit each year: "NHL 22297 fixes a lot of the issues in last year's version..."

But yes, I hope you find happiness with the Red Wings fan, friend. Welcome to Caltrops.


ICJ
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