Forum Overview :: Patch Adams
 
By drowning in it (I hope) by Bill Dungsroman 03/24/2005, 3:27pm PST
Fussbett wrote:

Patch Adams wrote:

Giving and receiving love has become the world's currency after the tsunami.

These and other non-sensical quotes can be found in articles about Patch Adams praising the tsunami for bringing the world together as he runs around Sri Lankan hospitals in clown pants.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4374759.stm

Jesus fucking Cunt, what a fucking asshole. There's that stupid fucking cunty moustache, flying out improbably under his HONK HONK clown fucking nose (Which is probably his real nose, the decrepit fucking drunk that he is).


Dr Adams has also taken his clowns to Bosnia, Africa and Afghanistan.

WHERE THEY ALL GOT AIDS AND DIED THE END. I hope they were pulling black bag ops for the CIA, DOING SOMETHING REMOTELY FUCKING USEFUL. Those poor dying Africans probably were thinking OH, fucking great; I'm dying of Ebola and here's a bunch of white devils come to laugh at me. Thanks, fags!


"We do everything that makes people laugh," said Dr Adams, 59.

"Like for instance, absolutely nothing, while they waste away and die. HONK HONK"


"Laughter is the best medicine you know."

OH NO HE DINT.


"I want to stop their suffering."

Then crash into an active volcano, you floppy fuck.

The troupe sprayed wards with soap bubbles and performed a puppet show for children suffering from cancer.

OH GOD NO THE KIDS THEY HAVE SOAP ALLERGIES YOU BASTARD WHY


He also visited the site of what is thought to be the world's worst train disaster, at Telwatta, 110km (75 miles) south of the capital, Colombo.

I disagree. By my estimations, the worst train wreck is Adams' face.


The Robin Williams film, Patch Adams, tells of the doctor's own experience of receiving uncaring treatment in hospital, which inspires him to develop his unconventional humour-based healing.

Which results in a young woman for whom he lecherously pursues getting fucking slaughtered by a psychotic patient of his, who was allowed to roam unchecked in Adams' hippy-dippy shithole halfway house. Like a tsunami, though, it was nobody's fault.
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