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by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/02/2013, 6:16am PDT |
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A radio is being tuned automatically. "‘The hits from coast to...' ‘The best hits from the 60s, 70s, .' ‘...nuke ‘em back into the stone age...' ‘The most country music...'" When he comes to the end of a song he likes, he stops it. "‘...on... Get it on!' This is station management with an announcement. I wish to apologize for the disc jockey calling that song, which is, ‘A Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress' by The Hollies, as ‘A Long Black Woman in a Cool Dress' and ask forgiveness of any of our listeners who were offended. In cooperation with our friends in the music industry, the disc jockey who made those remarks has been properly disciplined and won't be returning. For that reason, we recommend you do not eat any hamburger processed this week. We take music very seriously here. All the best music, KFVD, Los Angeles." |
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Don't hyphenate "thank you." NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/17/2013, 2:08am PDT 
Re: Don't hyphenate "thank you." by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/17/2013, 7:51am PDT
Re: Don't hyphenate "thank you." by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/17/2013, 6:14pm PDT
I thought this guy wasn't allowed to post lyrics NT by Souffle of Pain 03/22/2013, 9:45am PDT
Posting (lyrics, at that) again, are we? Guess what.................. NT by go fuck yourself, you RPoG 03/22/2013, 1:14pm PDT
Well, let's try something else then... by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/02/2013, 6:16am PDT
Yes go on, finish the story. There IS more, right? NT by Or was that it? Wow. 04/02/2013, 3:25pm PDT
Why are all your ideas dominated by apocalyptic conventions? NT by Gutsby 04/02/2013, 4:42pm PDT
it's what gun nuts do NT by fabio 05/06/2013, 7:33am PDT
Oh my god there is no way you think that's a funny joke NT by pinback 04/02/2013, 6:52pm PDT
Hello! I am the number of people in the universe who think that's funny. NT by Zero 05/06/2013, 8:00am PDT
That's also the value of your opinion and the weight it deserves: Nothing NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 6:07am PDT
QUIT FUCKING POSTING YOU FAT FUCKING FUCK NT by Souffle of Pain 05/07/2013, 9:53am PDT
What's an RPoG? Real Person of Generosity? :) NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 6:08am PDT
Re: Don't hyphenate "thank you." by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/06/2013, 7:19am PDT
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