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Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by bombMexico 03/25/2005, 12:58am PST
http://www.mmcafe.com/cgi-bin/forums/bbs/messages/10632.shtml wha...the very same elitist group that has hilarious wrong opinions about every game ever ALSO is wrong about GoW? wacky!

before anyone actually talks about the game, they spend the first 500 posts arguing over whether Kratos is too pretty or not pretty enough. i don't know if i can articulate how so very gay wading through this thread was. I lost years of my life skimming through this garbage, finding and picking only the gayest of quotes to fit the high standards of fruitiness this site demands. Enjoy.



deisied wrote:

I don't need to be attracted to the main character to find him visually interesting or worthwhile. Yes, when I see Kratos I instantly see America's similar, and oft-times annoying design decisions all fly by me in one instant.

I KNOW! usually when i see a new male character design, i grade him by the speed at which i want to dive cock first into his mouth, with a bonus if his lips are all pouty. But this guy has made me see the error of my ways, maybe characters that don't get me rock hard are still worth playing. Also, "America's similar, and oft-times annoying design" is another way of saying "their hair is not nearly spikey or green enough."



mosquiton wrote:

I've heard this "it has to visually interest me" argument when I try to get people to play "Ape Escape" or "Mega Man Legends".

I mean, it's certainly valid if you're playing games solely for personal enjoyment

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT? ITS CRAZY!



iggy wrote:

In my particular case, even if I could play the game, I don’t see what it has over any of the games I’ve listed.
Is it more fashionable than Avachu or Shadow Heart? No.
Does it ask questions as interesting as Minstrel? I don’t think so.
Is it as shamelessly commercial as NxC? Why would it?
Will it be as original as my summer games or Oreshika? Haha.
Is it as clever as Mojipittan? Of course not.

Best gay checklist ever! hahahaha jesus christ! i even felt bad about taking him out of context and actually read his 12 paragraph explanation for it, and it turns out i didn't! This asshole is totally serious! We live in uncertain times.




ishmael wrote:

I do, however, have to stick up for main characters who aren't conventionally handsome. Too many games feature either a generic looking main character or one who is absurdly good looking. The creators of GoW could have gone with a Gackt styled pretty boy but instead went with a big, baldheaded guy who looks like the perfect rendition of a 12 year old's envisionment of badass.

What? Kratos could have been all sexy and Gackt, but we get stuck with an asskicking stabbing machine? oh, what could have been....




i thought i was going to be able to say that in a 5 million page thread no one actually reviewed the game, but this guy ruined it
mosquitron wrote:

I really don't think you're missing out on anything by avoiding God of War. For people obsessed with action game design, it might be worth checking out... and I can't honestly say that I think it's a bad game, but I much prefer DMC3, personally.

Why wasn't this quote on the box cover? And i think this is as close as anyone there can get to admitting that they like an American game without saying their own names and exploding.




nobobi...im getting tired of spelling these faggots' names wrote:

It's real ugly looking to me, and not cos its not pretty, but because i think it was poorly executed. I wonder though, if it's because i'm just biased against American games after being raised on japanese console games.

noooooooooo, there must be some other reason!




that same homo wrote:

It's just, there's something about most American games that throws me off. They don't look complete to me. They tend to have lanky characters who's limbs look obviously stuck on at the joints (see God of War, Splinter Cell, GTA etc), and they ussually have awful color schemes with the saturation turned waaaay up.

Psh, his limbs are all connected to his joints, THUMBS DOWN. I italisized and bolded the last line for effect, but just in case its somehow not coming across as queer as the author intended, say it to yourself in an extra lispy voice. While having gay sex, if possible.



ive since given up, something from Akira maybe wrote:

At some point seeing people talk about and making decisions based off how gay Tidus is (by American standards), and how dirty Kratos is (by Japanese standards) begins to wear on my mind.

i take this to mean the topic has gotten too gay for mmcafe(!!?!?!) So there's a silver lining. These faggots are not completely oblivious, and may one day pick out a game based not on the enormity of the main characters eyes or his bashfulness towards underage girls, but rather the awesomeness of the bloodletting and how dumb the minigames are.

Right now, i laugh at and despise these hopeless faggots. but one day, one day i would like to stand side by side to these poor misguided souls as we point at and mock anime fans, because their hobby is gayer than ours, and they deserve it so very much.
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Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by bombMexico 03/25/2005, 12:58am PST
    Boundries of gay: broken? by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 9:36am PST
        PS: someone should post the BRAND NEW Xenosaga 2 thing there. NT by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 9:40am PST
            Banned Already? NT by Darth Darth Darth Darth 03/25/2005, 9:43am PST
                Well no. But I shouldn't have to be the one to post everything awesome. by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 9:54am PST
                    Re: Well no. But I shouldn't have to be the one to post everything awesome. by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 12:32pm PST
                        Scratch that, I am banned. :( NT by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 3:29pm PST
                        Mallo uses bomb diggity a lot. NT by bink 03/25/2005, 4:56pm PST
        Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by BaldHeaded John 03/26/2005, 12:09pm PST
            What and why should I care again? :( NT by Creexul :( 03/26/2005, 12:41pm PST
        Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by Hey asshole 03/27/2005, 4:07pm PST
            Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by Creexul :( 03/27/2005, 8:55pm PST
                PERMABANNED THAT IS NT by Creexul :( 03/27/2005, 8:56pm PST
        Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by Hey asshole 03/27/2005, 4:27pm PST
            I was hoping this was the result of this thread finally being posted to mcaf. by Creexul :( 03/27/2005, 8:53pm PST
                you'd think they'd appreciate having the spotlight FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES. by bombMexico 03/28/2005, 6:04pm PST
                    Re: you'd think they'd appreciate having the spotlight FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES. by Creexul :( 03/28/2005, 7:23pm PST
            When a homosexual calls someone an asshole, is he actually insulting him? by Tony 03/27/2005, 9:11pm PST
    I'll pile on. by Fussbett 03/25/2005, 9:44am PST
        ASCII art in posts? My Gayometer is broken forever. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/25/2005, 9:49am PST
        Re: I'll pile on. by Darth Darth Darth Darth 03/25/2005, 10:25am PST
        I hate this part the most by Quentin Beck 03/25/2005, 10:53am PST
    WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by The Happiness Engine 03/25/2005, 9:52am PST
        Thanks for copping all my truths! by extarbags 03/25/2005, 10:57am PST
        Re: WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by FABIO 03/25/2005, 2:26pm PST
            Re: WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 2:49pm PST
                Huh? NT by Casual observer 03/25/2005, 3:06pm PST
                    Ladies and gentlemen, the new laudablepuss. NT by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 3:12pm PST
                        What? NT by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 6:00pm PST
                            Never did understand why me saying that was a big deal but whatever. by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 6:03pm PST
                                Caltrops is desperate for a break-out character with catchphrase. by Bill Dungsroman 03/25/2005, 6:29pm PST
                                What? NT by laudablepuss NT by MechaFussbett 03/25/2005, 9:23pm PST
                                    C'mon, I haven't used that in ages. by Fussbett 03/26/2005, 10:24am PST
                                        Re: C'mon, I haven't used that in ages. by laudablepuss 03/26/2005, 3:52pm PST
                                            I think there was an overarching argument too, not just quoting. NT by Fussbett 03/26/2005, 8:39pm PST
    Re: Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by Latin Rhythm 03/26/2005, 8:17am PST
        Schoo so step to eet baybee!! by Gloria Estefan 03/26/2005, 3:05pm PST
    Re: Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by deisied 09/30/2005, 11:41pm PDT
        I'm sure someone will be down to talk to you in just a moment. NT by Caltrops Receptionist 10/05/2005, 7:36pm PDT
            He was more offended that he was called gay than a pedophile, SICKFUCK NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2005, 7:24am PDT
 
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