|| by bombMexico 03/25/2005, 12:58am PST
||http://www.mmcafe.com/cgi-bin/forums/bbs/messages/10632.shtml wha...the very same elitist group that has hilarious wrong opinions about every game ever ALSO is wrong about GoW? wacky!
before anyone actually talks about the game, they spend the first 500 posts arguing over whether Kratos is too pretty or not pretty enough. i don't know if i can articulate how so very gay wading through this thread was. I lost years of my life skimming through this garbage, finding and picking only the gayest of quotes to fit the high standards of fruitiness this site demands. Enjoy.
I don't need to be attracted to the main character to find him visually interesting or worthwhile. Yes, when I see Kratos I instantly see America's similar, and oft-times annoying design decisions all fly by me in one instant.
I KNOW! usually when i see a new male character design, i grade him by the speed at which i want to dive cock first into his mouth, with a bonus if his lips are all pouty. But this guy has made me see the error of my ways, maybe characters that don't get me rock hard are still worth playing. Also, "America's similar, and oft-times annoying design" is another way of saying "their hair is not nearly spikey or green enough."
I've heard this "it has to visually interest me" argument when I try to get people to play "Ape Escape" or "Mega Man Legends".
I mean, it's certainly valid if you're playing games solely for personal enjoyment
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT? ITS CRAZY!
In my particular case, even if I could play the game, I don’t see what it has over any of the games I’ve listed.
Is it more fashionable than Avachu or Shadow Heart? No.
Does it ask questions as interesting as Minstrel? I don’t think so.
Is it as shamelessly commercial as NxC? Why would it?
Will it be as original as my summer games or Oreshika? Haha.
Is it as clever as Mojipittan? Of course not.
Best gay checklist ever! hahahaha jesus christ! i even felt bad about taking him out of context and actually read his 12 paragraph explanation for it, and it turns out i didn't! This asshole is totally serious! We live in uncertain times.
I do, however, have to stick up for main characters who aren't conventionally handsome. Too many games feature either a generic looking main character or one who is absurdly good looking. The creators of GoW could have gone with a Gackt styled pretty boy but instead went with a big, baldheaded guy who looks like the perfect rendition of a 12 year old's envisionment of badass.
What? Kratos could have been all sexy and Gackt, but we get stuck with an asskicking stabbing machine? oh, what could have been....
i thought i was going to be able to say that in a 5 million page thread no one actually reviewed the game, but this guy ruined it
I really don't think you're missing out on anything by avoiding God of War. For people obsessed with action game design, it might be worth checking out... and I can't honestly say that I think it's a bad game, but I much prefer DMC3, personally.
Why wasn't this quote on the box cover? And i think this is as close as anyone there can get to admitting that they like an American game without saying their own names and exploding.
nobobi...im getting tired of spelling these faggots' names wrote:
It's real ugly looking to me, and not cos its not pretty, but because i think it was poorly executed. I wonder though, if it's because i'm just biased against American games after being raised on japanese console games.
noooooooooo, there must be some other reason!
that same homo wrote:
It's just, there's something about most American games that throws me off. They don't look complete to me. They tend to have lanky characters who's limbs look obviously stuck on at the joints (see God of War, Splinter Cell, GTA etc), and they ussually have awful color schemes with the saturation turned waaaay up.
Psh, his limbs are all connected to his joints, THUMBS DOWN. I italisized and bolded the last line for effect, but just in case its somehow not coming across as queer as the author intended, say it to yourself in an extra lispy voice. While having gay sex, if possible.
ive since given up, something from Akira maybe wrote:
At some point seeing people talk about and making decisions based off how gay Tidus is (by American standards), and how dirty Kratos is (by Japanese standards) begins to wear on my mind.
i take this to mean the topic has gotten too gay for mmcafe(!!?!?!) So there's a silver lining. These faggots are not completely oblivious, and may one day pick out a game based not on the enormity of the main characters eyes or his bashfulness towards underage girls, but rather the awesomeness of the bloodletting and how dumb the minigames are.
Right now, i laugh at and despise these hopeless faggots. but one day, one day i would like to stand side by side to these poor misguided souls as we point at and mock anime fans, because their hobby is gayer than ours, and they deserve it so very much.
Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by 03/25/2005, 12:58am PST
Boundries of gay: broken? by 03/25/2005, 9:36am PST
PS: someone should post the BRAND NEW Xenosaga 2 thing there. NT by 03/25/2005, 9:40am PST
Banned Already? NT by 03/25/2005, 9:43am PST
Well no. But I shouldn't have to be the one to post everything awesome. by 03/25/2005, 9:54am PST
Re: Well no. But I shouldn't have to be the one to post everything awesome. by 03/25/2005, 12:32pm PST
Scratch that, I am banned. :( NT by 03/25/2005, 3:29pm PST
Mallo uses bomb diggity a lot. NT by 03/25/2005, 4:56pm PST
Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by 03/26/2005, 12:09pm PST
What and why should I care again? :( NT by 03/26/2005, 12:41pm PST
Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by 03/27/2005, 4:07pm PST
Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by 03/27/2005, 8:55pm PST
PERMABANNED THAT IS NT by 03/27/2005, 8:56pm PST
Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by 03/27/2005, 4:27pm PST
I was hoping this was the result of this thread finally being posted to mcaf. by 03/27/2005, 8:53pm PST
you'd think they'd appreciate having the spotlight FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES. by 03/28/2005, 6:04pm PST
Re: you'd think they'd appreciate having the spotlight FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES. by 03/28/2005, 7:23pm PST
When a homosexual calls someone an asshole, is he actually insulting him? by 03/27/2005, 9:11pm PST
I'll pile on. by 03/25/2005, 9:44am PST
ASCII art in posts? My Gayometer is broken forever. NT by 03/25/2005, 9:49am PST
Re: I'll pile on. by 03/25/2005, 10:25am PST
I hate this part the most by 03/25/2005, 10:53am PST
WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by 03/25/2005, 9:52am PST
Thanks for copping all my truths! by 03/25/2005, 10:57am PST
Re: WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by 03/25/2005, 2:26pm PST
Re: WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by 03/25/2005, 2:49pm PST
Huh? NT by 03/25/2005, 3:06pm PST
Ladies and gentlemen, the new laudablepuss. NT by 03/25/2005, 3:12pm PST
What? NT by 03/25/2005, 6:00pm PST
Never did understand why me saying that was a big deal but whatever. by 03/25/2005, 6:03pm PST
Caltrops is desperate for a break-out character with catchphrase. by 03/25/2005, 6:29pm PST
What? NT by laudablepuss NT by 03/25/2005, 9:23pm PST
C'mon, I haven't used that in ages. by 03/26/2005, 10:24am PST
Re: C'mon, I haven't used that in ages. by 03/26/2005, 3:52pm PST
I think there was an overarching argument too, not just quoting. NT by 03/26/2005, 8:39pm PST
Re: Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by 03/26/2005, 8:17am PST
Schoo so step to eet baybee!! by 03/26/2005, 3:05pm PST
Re: Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by 09/30/2005, 11:41pm PDT
I'm sure someone will be down to talk to you in just a moment. NT by 10/05/2005, 7:36pm PDT
He was more offended that he was called gay than a pedophile, SICKFUCK NT by 10/06/2005, 7:24am PDT