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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Am I getting a fun, new experience that I haven't seen too many times?
OR
Am I getting an interesting story?
(Let's not get crazy - you rarely, if ever, get both.)
I'm good for about four games in a genre before I get sick of that genre. The reason I don't post reviews of games much any more is because I have seen the things they do as games and none of them have a good enough story to where it's not embarrassing to sit through. Really good graphics can help me re-experience a genre, but not when they fuck everything up in that genre, like the XCOM game. Anyway, that's just me.
ICJ
Regarding whether older gamers will eventually drop out of the hobby, I think it's more likely that I will rage quit the hobby. Not because I'm become more unstable as I age (although it contributes ;) ) but because I'm tired of these fuckers making the same mistakes over and over. Warlock: Master of the Arcane, I have to move units hundreds if not thousands of times per game. Why did you waste time making little animations for moving and combat? If I watched them every time I'd still be a quarter of the way through my first game rather than having played through three full games. For fuck's sake, the game released without hotkeys and I have to click an extra time to skip every movement and combat animation. Are you trying to make my index finger fall off
Oh and the AI sucks too. It appears to have a quota of naval units it must produce per game. Who cares if the only water body is ten hexes large? FILL IT WITH BOATS. KEEP THE ENEMY OUT OF THE WATER BY LITERALLY LEAVING NO SPACE FOR THEM TO PUT A BOAT.
To my great shame I've never played a text adventure. Your post may have inspired me to try one. |
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Post your questions here and drink from the Wisdom of Caltrops! by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 3:29pm PDT 
How can anything exist? by Under The Bodhi Tree 05/24/2013, 5:03pm PDT
Re: How can anything exist? by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 5:35pm PDT
Well, that didn't really answer the question. by Under The Bodhi Tree 05/24/2013, 5:43pm PDT
Re: Well, that didn't really answer the question. by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 6:03pm PDT
So nothing can exist, but everything exists. by Under The Bodhi Tree 05/24/2013, 6:13pm PDT
Remember, if reality doesn't fit your model, your model must be discarded! by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 6:17pm PDT
Hi, I called earlier? You quote more shit than Commander Tdarcos. Any fresh id NT by eas or what? When are Skippy and F 05/24/2013, 6:29pm PDT
Re: fresh by Mischief Shai-hulud 05/24/2013, 6:40pm PDT
You're alright, MM. Though anyone that needs to be told about the Prime Mover by fucking newbie 05/24/2013, 11:23pm PDT
Nobody answered the question, you just quoted dead guys and called it a day. NT by Pretty "weak tea" start yourselves. 05/24/2013, 11:25pm PDT
And here I was about to say something shitty to MM about biblical allusions. by fucking newbie 05/24/2013, 11:50pm PDT
no u r gay NT by lol 05/25/2013, 5:30am PDT
At long last, someone told me. I'm so relieved! I'm weeping. Like a girl. NT by fucking newbie 05/25/2013, 6:46am PDT
NO REFUNDS. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/24/2013, 8:23pm PDT
Nothing exists! Kill your parents, kid! NT by Worm 05/24/2013, 6:31pm PDT
Re: How can anything exist? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/25/2013, 5:14pm PDT
Tell me about how you judge and classify games. by fucking newbie 05/24/2013, 11:26pm PDT
Does it do what it set out to do, and is it free of bugs and typos. NT by To that extent, a game is good. 05/24/2013, 11:28pm PDT
And yet the extension of this process results in as many different views as ther NT by e are posters here. Got any more? 05/24/2013, 11:38pm PDT
no u r gay NT by lol 05/25/2013, 5:31am PDT
We have a one-star system. A review is Positive or Negative. by Last 05/25/2013, 7:42am PDT
What makes a game fun for you, and how does it manage this well? by Aside from the obvious. 05/25/2013, 1:55pm PDT
If it's not clear, I'm asking because that's all I see right now. NT by fucking newbie 05/25/2013, 1:56pm PDT
Re: What makes a game fun for you, and how does it manage this well? by Last 05/25/2013, 3:59pm PDT
I'm thinking the two most desirable qualities may be SPEED and PRECISION. by Jerry Whorebach 05/28/2013, 2:21pm PDT
Have you considered PACING? by fucking newbie 05/29/2013, 5:08am PDT
Re: Tell me about how you judge and classify games. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/25/2013, 3:43pm PDT
Given the nature of the market and product development cycles, is it therefore by as soon as they get formulaic. 05/25/2013, 4:03pm PDT
Given the nature of the market and product development cycles, is it therefore by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/25/2013, 4:41pm PDT
Glad to be of service NT by fucking newbie 05/28/2013, 1:41pm PDT
This describes me pretty well, too. by Arbit 05/26/2013, 10:31pm PDT
Re: This describes me pretty well, too. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/26/2013, 11:12pm PDT
Emily Short does seem to get things right a lot of the time. by fucking newbie 05/28/2013, 1:38pm PDT
I like it when games trick my brain into releasing chemical rewards. by Jerry Whorebach 05/25/2013, 4:23pm PDT
Re: I like it when games trick my brain into releasing chemical rewards. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/25/2013, 4:43pm PDT
Re: Tell me about how you judge and classify games. by Mischief Maker 05/25/2013, 5:18pm PDT
Does it have dress up? by Worm 05/25/2013, 7:23pm PDT
I like learning how to do stuff by Fullofkittens 05/25/2013, 8:57pm PDT
I found a guy who knows what he's talking about to answer your question. by Jerry Whorebach 07/19/2013, 3:53pm PDT
Makes for good reading. How does he do with other genres? by fucking newbie 07/20/2013, 1:09am PDT
When women squirt, is it pee? NT by Mysterio 05/25/2013, 8:05am PDT
Only if she doesn't love you, or is into pee. Or she does and you ask for it. NT by fucking newbie 05/25/2013, 11:24am PDT
I think they found the gland that holds the squirt. NT by Worm 05/25/2013, 2:51pm PDT
IIRC I read that it's just semen without sperm and supportive stuff for sperm. NT by Fullofkittens 05/25/2013, 4:25pm PDT
Has Tdarcos gagged on it? Commander, what does it taste like? NT by col.schickn 05/25/2013, 4:43pm PDT
It is however really fun to insist that all squirt is just urine! by Worm 05/25/2013, 6:29pm PDT
No. by Mischief Maker 05/25/2013, 5:31pm PDT
hot NT by fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa 05/27/2013, 3:40pm PDT
Each season, I tell myself this will be the season MM doesn't post about semen NT by each season, I'm wrong 05/27/2013, 10:06pm PDT
Sorry baby, did I get some in your eyes? NT by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 10:21pm PDT
Just in case someone wants a scientist opinion instead of a womanless lawyer's.. by Still scripting in Lua 06/06/2013, 7:28pm PDT
Yes. by skip 05/28/2013, 8:01am PDT
Leave Momma Alone! by Ready to Live 05/25/2013, 7:40pm PDT
Fuck on weekdays. Or in secluded parking lots. NT by Last 05/26/2013, 3:47pm PDT
Which Caltrops poster is your asperger son? NT by Me? 05/26/2013, 7:48pm PDT
Re: Leave Momma Alone! by Mischief Maker 05/26/2013, 11:01pm PDT
Re: Leave Momma Alone! by The Warezwolf 05/27/2013, 12:18am PDT
Why does anyone think live music at a bar is a good thing? by fucks 05/25/2013, 11:25pm PDT
Not just that, bars and clubs are the WORST places to pick up women! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/26/2013, 10:21am PDT
Why? No handicap restrooms? NT by Eurotrash 05/26/2013, 12:09pm PDT
No, (1) clubs and bars are noisy, u can't talk 2 her; (2) she has "shields up" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/26/2013, 2:22pm PDT
That was a real virgin response, Paul by fucks 05/26/2013, 6:04pm PDT
I wish that Fussbett and Ray had been here to see this. NT by You Are The New Guard 05/26/2013, 12:51pm PDT
Ha! I was considered part of OMM's "Old Guard" long before they were around! NT by Mischief Maker 05/26/2013, 10:23pm PDT
It's young turks, because they're definitely not the master race. NT by fucking newbie 05/28/2013, 2:07pm PDT
Has there been a single porn watcher in history who enjoys the taint shot? by 8========D 05/26/2013, 8:50pm PDT
Proof Positive you aren't watching "Simulated" Sex. NT by Mischief Maker 05/26/2013, 11:02pm PDT
Well of course a fattie like you assumes that's the only angle you can see your NT by own dick from 05/27/2013, 12:54am PDT
Man Peeking out of the Closet by ANONYMOUS 05/27/2013, 8:37am PDT
Fuck on weekdays. Or in secluded parking lots. NT by Last 05/27/2013, 8:42am PDT
It's cold out here by Patrice O'Neal 05/27/2013, 1:03pm PDT
Maybe tell him to remember the most important thing: by Eurotrash 05/27/2013, 10:50am PDT
Or your son could by Mysterio 05/28/2013, 12:40am PDT
Tell him you're gay as well and ask him if he wants to end up like you. NT by Gutsby 05/27/2013, 2:10pm PDT
Hmm risky, his son might rape him on the spot. CAUSE HES A FAG/PERVERT/CHILD MOL NT by Eurotrash 05/28/2013, 4:41am PDT
Is Nintendo's Latest Console Fucked? NT by blackwater 05/28/2013, 12:26am PDT
Why, does it have an asshole and/or vagina? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUUUUUHUHUH by COMMANDER TACOS 05/28/2013, 8:05am PDT
They took that out in the American version. NT by blackwater 06/19/2013, 2:01am PDT
Seems like all new consoles are fucked. NT by Bring back the PS2 05/28/2013, 8:57am PDT
It was the last console I bought, and I liked it so much I bought two. by Jerry Whorebach 05/28/2013, 10:22am PDT
Nostalgia game successes and pitfalls, since Jerry and ICJ mentioned them. by fucking newbie 05/31/2013, 1:09pm PDT
Post your nostalgia games here if you like. I'll start, so you can all laugh by fucking newbie 05/31/2013, 1:20pm PDT
And Planescape: Torment, but that's the obvious one. Maybe less for you guys? NT by Not your era for nostalgia? 05/31/2013, 1:27pm PDT
This is beating a dead horse for me, but you're a newbie by Mischief Maker 05/31/2013, 3:08pm PDT
Thanks for flogging it anyway. What'd you think of Star Citizen, does it hook NT by you with nostalgia? 05/31/2013, 4:17pm PDT
And I invite people to link to the old discussions if they don't want to retread NT by fucking newbie 05/31/2013, 4:18pm PDT
Never got into the Wing Commander games by Mischief Maker 05/31/2013, 9:07pm PDT
Still thinking how to answer this one. XCOM did it wrong though, yes. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/01/2013, 10:43pm PDT
What is it with nerds and white noise machines or noise canceling headphones? by fabio 06/01/2013, 10:01pm PDT
White noise machines allow you to sleep despite shitty garage band neighbors. by Mischief Maker 06/01/2013, 10:22pm PDT
What is it with nerds and white noise machines or noise canceling headphones? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/01/2013, 10:36pm PDT
Why feminists are co-dependent with philandering Bill by Ray Gordon 06/06/2013, 9:14am PDT
Why is it no Apple products can be turned on below 5% battery? by re: 06/18/2013, 6:20pm PDT
Because Steve Jobs was a genius who revolutionized blah blah blah... NT by Tech Journalist 06/19/2013, 5:50pm PDT
Because they secretly have AIDS (electronic equivalent of) NT by Eurotrash 06/20/2013, 12:16am PDT
Drink from the Wisdom of Caltrops? How do you drink from a dry arroyo? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/20/2013, 6:42pm PDT
Sounds like SOMEBODY's got sand in their vagina! NT by Mischief Maker 06/21/2013, 6:11am PDT
Sounds like PAUL's fucking insane NT by Eurotrash 06/21/2013, 11:41am PDT
Why did Reese's discontinue its one decent candy bar? by fabio 07/30/2013, 8:21am PDT
Crispy Crunch used to be one of my favourites... by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2013, 10:47am PDT
I'm just going to talk about Crispy Crunch for a while. by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2013, 12:05pm PDT
How do you feel about Paydays by the candy bar not the getting of mo 08/14/2013, 8:41pm PDT
I cook on a teflon pan. NT by Am I goin to die? 08/14/2013, 4:30pm PDT
Yes, but your eggs won't stick. A fair tradeoff NT by Eurotrash 08/14/2013, 10:19pm PDT
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