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Two news items for the 4th of July by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/05/2013, 4:15am PDT
Premature Ejectulation?

Ventura County, California first responders had to handle a number of injuries when the fireworks display apparently exploded into the crowd. Reports are that even people distant from the launch area could feel the blast, causing police to suspect that some of the launch tubes could have accidentally tipped over.


From the Mohammed and Malvo "support your local police" page.

A guy was arrested while sleeping in a pickup truck last night, which was full of weapons, ammo, and bombs. Police have no idea what he was going to do with all of the ordnance.

I mean, as the subtitle above the entry indicates, you'd think after sleeping in your car when you're on the lam - or when it's full of weaponry - got the two Beltway Snipers caught, you'd think any criminal who's IQ is at least room temperature would know not to do that.
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Two news items for the 4th of July by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/05/2013, 4:15am PDT NEW
    Do you think "ah, they won't mind THESE jokes, because these are REALLY funny!" NT by before you post? Be honest. 07/05/2013, 10:56am PDT NEW
        Mysterio, buddy, Paul's got autism. He doesn't, can't, care what people think by Eurotrash 07/05/2013, 2:15pm PDT NEW
            I was not trying to be funny at all. I thought the incidents themselves were NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/06/2013, 1:44am PDT NEW
                Don't try to do anything related to humor, Paul. It's terrible when you try. Are NT by you intent on victimizing others? 07/06/2013, 2:33am PDT NEW
 
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