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Here's a script that could redeem that trailer by Mischief Maker 09/14/2013, 6:20pm PDT Just like the original Robocop could be seen as a story of a machine remembering he's a man, Robocop reboot could be that in reverse. Murphy starts out all human and slowly coming to terms with being robocop. He awkwardly tries to reconnect with his wife and son. Michael Keaton becomes unsatisfied with how efficient robocop functions, so Gary Oldman gives that speech from the trailer about how the human elements of compassion and mercy will always decrease robocop's efficiency. Keaton recommends he find a way to decrease the human element. Oldman comes up with the computer simulation mentioned in the trailer to make Murphy think he's in control, but actually the computer is feeding him false data from the helmet. Murphy catches on to this change and rebels against OCP. "Somehow he's overriding the protocols!" OCP sends out its major military hardware to bring robocop down, including that ED209 and that hover drone plane. OCP sics a small army of older-model robocops, now fully automated, on murphy in an abandoned steel mill. Murphy destroys them all brutally with his guns and physical strength, (that robot neck-snapping scene in the trailer). In the aftermath of the battle, the visor slides back as Murphy hears Keaton's voice over his comm saying something along the lines of, "You think you've won? We're mass-producing hundreds more of the fully-automated robocops. Detroit belongs to OCP and so do you!" Murphy holds up his human fist and says, "I'm not your product! I am a human being! I will fight OCP for as long as it takes!" Keaton hisses back, "Well it may take you a very long time!" Then Murphy righeously marches out of the steel mill with the robo-helmet down. Behind him we don't see the wreckage of the automated robots we saw him fight, but the mangled corpses of Clarence Boddicker and his gang. Back at OCP Keaton and Oldman are standing at a bank of monitors watching the preceding climactic battle, one screen showing Murphy vs. the OCP robots, the other side the exact same fight, but against Boddicker's gang. Keaton congratulates Oldman on finally bringing Murphy completely under control and getting rid of those "compassion" and "mercy" bugs. Final scene, robocop on his bike, his wife runs up to him, "Alex, you need to talk to your son." The visor never comes up, Robocop responds in a voice that has lost all trace of humanity, "Excuse me, maam, somewhere a crime is happening." THE END. That's not what they'll actually do, but it would be cool if they did. I can't believe Darren Aronofsky wrote a script for this reboot and they shitcanned it.

The RoboCop remake looks like the worst shit imaginable by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/05/2013, 7:32pm PDT     The satirical element is going to begin and end with Keaton's performance, init? NT by MM 09/05/2013, 7:59pm PDT         ^ this was the most accurate prediction NT by fabio 08/07/2014, 11:23pm PDT     Movies that should have been re-released into theaters by Fullofkittens 09/05/2013, 8:45pm PDT     Yeah, it does. I sense pg-13 NT by Eurotrash 09/05/2013, 10:27pm PDT         They said that a couple of months ago by Siskel and Ebert 09/05/2013, 11:10pm PDT             Re: They said that a couple of months ago by E. L. Koba 09/06/2013, 12:47am PDT                 Like HELL the original Robocop wouldn't be rated R now by Eurotrash 09/06/2013, 10:32am PDT     No way this isn't going to be a steaming pile by fabio 09/06/2013, 12:33am PDT         Re: No way this isn't going to be a steaming pile by MM 09/06/2013, 5:52am PDT     Fuck NT by E. L. Koba 09/06/2013, 12:46am PDT     Might be good by Vested Id 09/06/2013, 12:56am PDT         Re: Might be good by Mischief Mandarin 09/06/2013, 7:10pm PDT             You said what I was getting at in your other comment up there by Vested Id 09/07/2013, 12:14am PDT                 I was being sarcastic. NT by MM 09/07/2013, 6:30am PDT                 What? The Tron sequel? by Eurotrash 09/08/2013, 4:05am PDT         Re: Might be good by Eurotrash 09/06/2013, 11:04pm PDT             Me: "Sam Jackson needs to be in way fewer movies." by Fullofkittens 09/07/2013, 7:07am PDT                 Why do you think his full name is "Samuel L 'Motherfucking' Jackson"? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/01/2014, 4:28pm PDT     The planned February release confirmed shitpile status a while ago by Bodybag 09/07/2013, 2:39pm PDT         Get back on Skype NT by fabio 09/07/2013, 2:52pm PDT     Re: The RoboCop remake looks like the worst shit imaginable by Mysterio 09/14/2013, 2:30pm PDT     Here's a script that could redeem that trailer by Mischief Maker 09/14/2013, 6:20pm PDT     The Remake will be nothing compared to the original Robocop 2: pure shit NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/15/2013, 3:13pm PDT         go fuck yourself NT by go fuck yourself 10/15/2013, 5:49pm PDT             go fuck yourself by Dick Cheney 10/15/2013, 6:49pm PDT     Hahaha, oh man, I hope you guys enjoy being wrong. And awesome RoboCop remakes. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/13/2014, 11:20pm PDT         FAGGOT by FAGGOT 05/14/2014, 11:19am PDT             That was the most consistent post I've seen in a year. NT by Mr. Kool 05/14/2014, 8:43pm PDT         Robocop Remake is excellent. by Gutsby 06/03/2014, 3:04pm PDT             The old RoboCop needed a human brain, the new one just needed a pretty face... by ...the brain was a liability. 06/03/2014, 5:08pm PDT                 "There were... A FEW... flipper babies." by Fullofkittens 06/03/2014, 6:17pm PDT     I liked it. NT by Shredder 06/03/2014, 9:20pm PDT         So who hated it NT by Vested Id 06/03/2014, 9:36pm PDT     This was forgettable by fabio 08/07/2014, 11:19pm PDT         Wow! I guess I laughed a lot more than you did. by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2014, 1:15am PDT             The brilliant thing about this movie is how every part of it defeats itself. by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2014, 1:46am PDT         Hey, this was good!... ish. by blackwater 08/14/2014, 11:25pm PDT             They hamfistedly established with the amputee musician that strong emotion by interferes with bionic controls. 08/15/2014, 12:19am PDT                 Again underscoring Murphy's lack of agency - it was a confluence of the Dr.'s NT by shoddy tech and CEO's rushed releas 08/15/2014, 12:23am PDT     Finally saw it. by Mischief Maker 06/13/2015, 8:16pm PDT     Finally watched it also by Eurotrash 09/12/2015, 6:23am PDT         It was one of the most non-engaging movies I've seen in years by fabio 09/12/2015, 10:49pm PDT             Every superhero movie would be better without any superheroes in it. by Look at Wonder Boys! 09/13/2015, 12:49am PDT                 WARNING the above contains spoilers for FF #236, The Matrix, and unless I'm NT by explicitly contradicted Wonder Boys 09/13/2015, 12:57am PDT             Guardians of the Galaxys is bad? Huh? NT by I hate Caltrops 08/16/2018, 3:43pm PDT     The cast of Robocop doesn't know what The Oregon Trail is by I hate Caltrops 08/16/2018, 3:44pm PDT     Did anyone ever post the Harmontown ED-209 improv? by John Smith 11/22/2021, 9:27am PST