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The one that your girlfriend pressed her naked titties against, was it a drawing of Marvin? It wasn't, was it? I always miss opportunities to level up.
Everybody pestered Chet for a Marvin shirt, and he finally admitted that the picture was too small for cups or shirts, as it would have extreme aliasing. I never got him to say who actually drew the original, but I guess they drew it small. So I blew it up to a thirty meg file and traced over it. I remember noticed later I fucked something up, like put a belt where there wasn't a belt, got some line or other wrong, but liked how I did the stippling around the eye. So I presented it to Chet, and I should have leveled up right there, but he seemed more disapointed and irritated, like now more fucking work. Then he emailed me ten minutes later and asked how the hell I did it. I told him, I have a pen tablet motherfucker! I should have said, pure talent motherfucker! See? I could have leveled up again.
I'm betting she pressed her warm titties against that other shirt, and used mine to wipe spooge. |
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ITT, We Announce When We Gain Levels by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/21/2013, 5:09pm PDT 
I got a lot saner this week. Also, someone sell me a clapstro shirt. by fucking newbie 10/21/2013, 6:54pm PDT
I wear a Caltrops shirt hoping someone from the site will see. NT by None of you ever have. 8( 10/21/2013, 8:43pm PDT
Is it a tasteful polo? NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 10/21/2013, 8:51pm PDT
Re: ITT, We Announce When We Gain Levels by laudablepuss 10/23/2013, 12:51pm PDT
+10 to liver failure! NT by Cannibal Dave 10/23/2013, 1:29pm PDT
I just realized when Jay-Z says "BK is from Texas" he means Beyonce Knowles. by Last 10/23/2013, 3:03pm PDT
Reroll? When you've got the Liver of Vecna??? NT by Mischief Maker 10/23/2013, 3:30pm PDT
Well, I think I was hit by a wight by laudablepuss 10/25/2013, 6:43am PDT
POLLYANNA, BITCHES! by fucking newbie 10/25/2013, 1:00pm PDT
Re: ITT, We Announce When We Gain Levels by Roop 10/24/2013, 7:04am PDT
Re: ITT, We Announce When We Gain Levels by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/24/2013, 10:08am PDT
Evil email is still around? NT by fabio 10/24/2013, 1:05pm PDT
As an NSA front, yes NT by Entropy Stew 10/24/2013, 1:06pm PDT
Re: ITT, We Announce When We Gain Levels by Roop 10/24/2013, 6:26pm PDT
The Cafepress store died. Anyone got that image? I need an OMM mug. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2017, 3:47pm PDT
I'd offer to trace a lo-res version again but can't find any by Roop 08/26/2017, 4:58pm PDT
The guy who by Grebble 10/26/2013, 7:41pm PDT
Someone tell fucking newbie that story. Please? NT by A FRIEND 10/26/2013, 7:45pm PDT
I'm okay with this. NT by fucking newbie 10/26/2013, 10:25pm PDT
Blowjob while playing DotA NT by only one level? 10/26/2013, 10:43pm PDT
Respect! Those games are hard enough without ANY dicks in your mouth. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 10/26/2013, 11:55pm PDT
Okay, that was legitimately funny. by Mischief Maker 10/27/2013, 10:10am PDT
That wasn't Paul. Paul can't be brief. That was probably someone terse like jeep NT by fucking newbie 10/27/2013, 1:30pm PDT
wasn't me. funny though NT by jeep 10/27/2013, 10:06pm PDT
Hahahahah omg win NT by Eurotrash 10/27/2013, 11:47am PDT
Press R to cum NT by bitch of a cooldown time 10/27/2013, 2:49pm PDT
Convinced a local nerd business to give me a side job telling them what to do by serial malcontent 06/10/2015, 12:30pm PDT
Resolutions and contexts, leveling up style? by Welcome to Omsk 01/01/2016, 1:33am PST
Re: ITT, We Announce When We Gain Levels by Fullofkittens 01/02/2016, 7:10am PST
Us developers need people to save us from ourselves NT by Oom Shnibble 01/02/2016, 9:10am PST
It's your customers that need saving. =( by Fullofkittens 01/02/2016, 12:24pm PST
I would commit a crime to be able to work with you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/02/2016, 5:14pm PST
The only crime you'd need to commit would be the crime of moving to Lansing NT by Fullofkittens 01/03/2016, 5:22pm PST
Aren't you describing pair programming? NT by But with one dude being cheaper 01/03/2016, 6:17am PST
Yup (though a more experienced tester might not be cheaper) by Fullofkittens 01/03/2016, 6:57am PST
In 4 days we start a whole new life with the family. by Oom Shnibble 01/17/2016, 10:59am PST
Threaten to trash the place before you leave by nope 01/17/2016, 1:00pm PST
How did this all work out? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2017, 3:44pm PDT
Went from hopeless shut-in NEET fuck to a workaholic in high end real estate. by Welcome to Omsk 08/26/2017, 5:17am PDT
What's NEET, buddy? by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/26/2017, 3:43pm PDT
Not in Employment Education or Training NT by Vested Id 08/26/2017, 3:50pm PDT
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