Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari
 
I'm not going to read the article because life is too short. by Jerry Whorebach 03/27/2014, 2:55pm PDT
THAT BEING SAID, the last game I played was Wolfenstein (2009). It had exactly two female characters. One was the leader of the local resistance who gave me jobs to do and told me what a big man I was after I did them. She got kidnapped towards the end and guess who had to rescue her? The other was a recurring enemy type that dressed like a dominatrix and attacked with a whip that shot green energy balls (sexually aggressive women: second only to spiders on the list of shit games designers find terrifying). As a reasonably straight, exceedingly pale man, these representations bothered me - because they were boring as fuck! They're cliches that were lame when Double Dragon came out and they haven't gotten any fresher. I'm sure there's someone out there they appeal to, but all I have to say to that guy is "please stop making every game" and "help I forgot which button is crouch."
PREVIOUS NEXT REPLY QUOTE
 
"Numbers are down! Cook up another social justice article!" by RPS Headquarters 03/27/2014, 1:07pm PDT
    Link your shit, dickhead by Souffle of Pain 03/27/2014, 2:04pm PDT
        I'm not going to read the article because life is too short. by Jerry Whorebach 03/27/2014, 2:55pm PDT
            Especially when they're menopausal at 35 by skip 03/27/2014, 6:29pm PDT
        Certainly not Bioshock Infinite by fabio 03/27/2014, 10:34pm PDT
            That is a good example by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 7:43am PDT
                An edit by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 7:46am PDT
                I can't go two minutes without hearing racially intolerant language over mp by Kenji Carter 03/28/2014, 8:42am PDT
                    Well gamers are shitheads, that's not really the topic. by Worm 03/28/2014, 8:52am PDT
                Django is historical fiction. Forums usually aren't. by Last 03/28/2014, 9:11am PDT
                    Forums are awful, sure by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 10:09am PDT
                    I miss Last. NT by Mysterio 06/07/2016, 10:53pm PDT
                Wasn't the latest Assassin's Creed DLC Django Unchained: The Game? by Rafiki 03/28/2014, 9:49am PDT
                    Re: Wasn't the latest Assassin's Creed DLC Django Unchained: The Game? by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 11:08am PDT
                I'm going to steal some of this for the BS:I review by fabio 03/28/2014, 10:49am PDT
                    It's funny because it's not really about racism by fabio 03/28/2014, 11:00am PDT
                        How long do I have to play this shitpile until Elizabeth pisses herself? NT by Worm 03/28/2014, 11:45am PDT
                            Almost until the very end by fabio 03/28/2014, 2:00pm PDT
                Wait, he was complaining about DEPICTIONS of racism? by Jerry Whorebach 03/28/2014, 12:10pm PDT
                    Re: Wait, he was complaining about DEPICTIONS of racism? by Souffle of Pain 03/28/2014, 1:35pm PDT
                        It's metadiscussion. by Gutsby 03/28/2014, 1:49pm PDT
                        I guess to continue my metaphor how many Danica Patricks does it take? by Worm 03/28/2014, 3:44pm PDT
                        Japanese protagonists by skip 03/28/2014, 9:28pm PDT
    Anger-farming hit piece on Rimworld this time out by Mysterio Lollerson 11/02/2016, 4:36pm PDT
        Would you be this outraged if it was a deep dive into SimCity's tax code? by Or are taxes not 'your' issue? 11/02/2016, 7:00pm PDT
            Re: Would you be this outraged if it was a deep dive into SimCity's tax code? by Mysterio Lollerson 11/02/2016, 7:29pm PDT
                They don't buy games. They "don't buy" games. by Kenny Mayne 11/02/2016, 7:32pm PDT
                I'm not outraged. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LET GO. Ohhhh but he or she sees an oppor by Steven Tyler? 11/02/2016, 8:39pm PDT
                    Oh. Well, I really wanted to get to the bad tweeting portion of the evening. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 11/02/2016, 8:49pm PDT
                    I can't tell if people here are doing a bit. Is this guy doing a bit? NT by pinback 11/02/2016, 8:58pm PDT
            Re: Would you be this outraged if it was a deep dive into SimCity's tax code? by LITERALLY FLABBERGASTED 11/02/2016, 7:46pm PDT
            The criticism is basically political by blackwater 11/02/2016, 9:21pm PDT
                I thought you were going to say criticism of the article was political. :( by Injustice 11/02/2016, 10:38pm PDT
                    Re: I thought you were going to say criticism of the article was political. :( by LITERALLY FLABBERGASTED 11/02/2016, 11:01pm PDT
                    Hey, I can play this game too! by blackwater 11/03/2016, 2:49pm PDT
                        NGJ apparatus is largely interested by in [semi-erudite] sophistry 11/03/2016, 9:32pm PDT
                            I got a tweet during the gamergate thing of a guy citing his mom's approval by Worm 11/03/2016, 10:22pm PDT
                        Sure, in the sense that you 'can' play b-ball with Dr J. by Injustice 11/03/2016, 10:21pm PDT
                            legitimate bitching! by Why, Jerry? 11/03/2016, 11:26pm PDT
                                When I was younger, I thought the only reason to join an online community by was to destroy it from the inside. 11/04/2016, 1:04am PDT
                            Re: Sure, in the sense that you 'can' play b-ball with Dr J. by John Gulp 11/04/2016, 10:51am PDT
                                Are you trying to "win" the argument? NT by Barry Simslayer 11/04/2016, 1:38pm PDT
                                I hope you know you're tying my hands with that respect clause. by Injustice 11/04/2016, 6:58pm PDT
                                    Re: I hope you know you're tying my hands with that respect clause. by Mysterio Lollerson 11/04/2016, 11:01pm PDT
                            Re: Sure, in the sense that you 'can' play b-ball with Dr J. by blackwater 11/05/2016, 10:01pm PDT
                                Hahaha, okay, that's pretty good. by Injustice 11/05/2016, 11:06pm PDT
                                    I mean wasn't a combination of the article and comments? by Worm 11/06/2016, 10:19am PST
                                        Re: I mean wasn't a combination of the article and comments? by Mysterio Lollerson 11/06/2016, 12:02pm PST
                                            Well, this was a decent response to that awful thing you posted. by Drumpf Comedy Heights 11/06/2016, 12:16pm PST
                                            The disability thing blows my mind. by Worm 11/06/2016, 12:45pm PST
                                                Re: The disability thing blows my mind. by Hi Fortinbras by the way 11/06/2016, 1:27pm PST
                                            I feel like you and I are talking about different articles. by Injustice 11/06/2016, 5:20pm PST
                                                Core samples from those paragraphs test positive for 888 by Clearly not a golfer 11/06/2016, 5:56pm PST
                                                    For most of that I was channeling JK Simmons in The Ladykillers. by Injustice 11/06/2016, 7:16pm PST
                                                Re: I feel like you and I are talking about different articles. by Mysterio Lollerson 11/06/2016, 8:35pm PST
                                                    Poor people can't afford delivery pizza, they eat store brand Delissio. by A real fan would know that. 11/06/2016, 11:08pm PST
                                                        Worm, give your brother Delissio by Ryan Paul 11/06/2016, 11:39pm PST
                                                        Re: Poor people can't afford delivery pizza, they eat store brand Delissio. by Mysterio Lollerson 11/07/2016, 7:54am PST
                                                            The supermarket! Poor people have a supermarket, it's called the dollar store. by A real fan would know that. 11/07/2016, 9:39am PST
                                                                (spits to the side, shakes fist at screen) NT by Mysterio Lollerson 11/07/2016, 10:14am PST
                                                                    One more thing by Mysterio Lollerson 11/10/2016, 11:36am PST
                                                                        http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1187123&page=372 NT by Cheap pillows are an inside joke. 11/10/2016, 6:33pm PST
                                                        Quick question by Worm 11/07/2016, 8:16am PST
                                                Re: I feel like you and I are talking about different articles. by Glenn from Habbo 11/06/2016, 8:45pm PST
                                                Thanks for not putting this under one of my posts. by Worm 11/06/2016, 8:50pm PST
                                                    What about worse than a literary Hitler? by or aliteration Hitler 11/06/2016, 9:50pm PST
                                                    Re: Thanks for not putting this under one of my posts. by John Gulp 11/06/2016, 10:39pm PST
                                    I found out about Super Blood Hockey from RPS. That was nice. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/06/2016, 12:38pm PST
            They loved Dragon Age 2 and everyone was bi but everyone isn't bi in real life. by Worm 11/02/2016, 10:48pm PDT
                You made the comment I wanted to by skip 11/03/2016, 7:16am PDT
 
powered by pointy