by Mischief Maker 04/30/2014, 6:27pm PDT
Here's that shitty, shitty ending you mentioned. A cliffhanger advertisement for the upcoming Matrix MMO. I guess fucking up your namesake for the sake of merchandising is another George Lucas-ism the W bros. picked up.
VIDEO
See? Humanity may still be floating in red goo with tubes in every orifice feeding on the liquefied remains of dead humans. They may all be slaves, born into bondage, trapped in a prison for their minds. But this prison has pretty sunrises and Skynet is using the cute indian girl frontend!
*every body sings* Machiiiiines are people toooooooo! Love your oppreeeeessoooooors!
If you want to say that the entire Matrix series sucks, that's an argument. But tearing down the first does not improve the sequels. There's a difference between letting bad science slide, like when Han Solo uses "Parsec" as a measure of time, and letting idiot plot moments slide.
Pop-culture critique of Matrix seqs. will recenter trilogy as pivotal 00 event. by Gutsby 04/26/2014, 10:32am PDT
Your syntax is as bad parts 2 & 3. Are you announcing or requesting a critique? NT by Mischief Maker 04/26/2014, 11:28am PDT
Just trying to get Caltrops a scoop. by Gutsby 04/26/2014, 7:02pm PDT
Re: Just trying to get Caltrops a scoop. by laudablepuss 04/28/2014, 12:35pm PDT
Sequels were mostly bad with a few neat scenes. by They're just movies, man. 04/26/2014, 12:08pm PDT
Wow! You must be really cool! by Mischief Maker 04/26/2014, 1:58pm PDT
Hey, I don't think this other clown was one of us. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/26/2014, 3:13pm PDT
I am! I am fucking amazing! NT by You should be more like me MM. 04/27/2014, 9:50am PDT
Passionless, Anonymous, and Cowardly? NT by Mischief Maker 04/27/2014, 5:25pm PDT
Awesome, Beautiful, and Fan-fucking-tabulous! NT by Like, duh as if it wasn't obvious:P 04/27/2014, 11:02pm PDT
We were just talking about you! by Roop 04/28/2014, 3:09pm PDT
Ya mon gameplay's gonna be just Clive Barker jerkin' me with one hand :) NT by Chokin' me with the other :D 04/29/2014, 12:08pm PDT
The sequels were bad. by blackwater 04/28/2014, 9:09pm PDT
Re: The sequels were bad. by Eurotrash 04/29/2014, 6:41am PDT
Re: The sequels were bad. by laudablepuss 04/30/2014, 1:46pm PDT
Irritatingly, I once did. by Mischief Maker 04/29/2014, 6:37am PDT
The best criticism is that the philosophy was INSUFFICIENTLY DEEP. by laudablepuss 04/29/2014, 9:37am PDT
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" *gut-busting laughter in response* by Mischief Maker 04/29/2014, 3:49pm PDT
http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=142974 by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2014, 5:20pm PDT
Maybe that had something to do with the ending? by laudablepuss 04/30/2014, 1:38pm PDT
You're in stage 4, by the way... by Mischief Maker 04/30/2014, 9:27am PDT
Re: You're in stage 4, by the way... by laudablepuss 04/30/2014, 1:30pm PDT
Personal rankings by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/30/2014, 2:13pm PDT
Re: Personal rankings by laudablepuss 05/01/2014, 9:41am PDT
Please elaborate on "The Architect's intentionally impenetrable dialogue" NT by laudablepuss 04/30/2014, 2:14pm PDT
Re: Please elaborate on "The Architect's intentionally impenetrable dialogue" by Mischief Maker 04/30/2014, 4:32pm PDT
ARGH I WAS INSULTED by laudablepuss 04/30/2014, 5:06pm PDT
Now you're regressing to stage 3. by Mischief Maker 04/30/2014, 6:27pm PDT
Keep banging that drum by laudablepuss 05/01/2014, 8:25am PDT
Is this what you're looking for? by Mischief Maker 04/29/2014, 10:22pm PDT
Really wet mouth, but not smart/arrogant enough. But thanks! NT by Gutsby 04/30/2014, 10:25am PDT
I unironically love and will always love the first Matrix movie. by Jerry Whorebach 04/30/2014, 11:14pm PDT
Yeah, I thought it was about robbing a bank. by Gutsby 05/01/2014, 3:03pm PDT
I saw it with my little sister and her bff. Even they geeked out. NT by What a fun movie. - Last 05/01/2014, 4:55pm PDT