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We can't, it's not tight enough by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/12/2014, 5:08am PDT
Willis responded. "Edgar 12 was a real, oh I don't know what to call him, but even as horny as I am, I don't have sex on a constant basis. But I don't think you could keep Ed away from pussy for even five minutes at a time. I know he would fuck every woman who worked for him on a weekly basis, but since his manager was a man he couldn't fuck him but he fucked every woman in the office staff, on a monthly basis, and he was still doing Welcoming every day on top of that. I think he should have stayed a Welcomer, now being as pussy hungry as he was is a good trait. Frank, you knew him as a Supervisor, he wasn't very good, was he?"
Frank shook his head. "People complained all the time, he never kept up with the paperwork," he started to break up laughing.
Willis looked over. "You got a good story, Frank?"
"Yeah, they suggested that if we wanted him to handle paperwork, either make it in the shape of a pussy, or stick it in a girl's pussy to block the way so he'd have to take it out to be able to fuck her. For months people used to say that the only way he'd ever have anything to do with paperwork is if he could fuck it. If we could have gotten him to hold a pen with his dick, it might actually have worked!" He gave a gut-busting laugh. "In fact we think the only reason he got to be a Supervisor was he fucked enough of the female ones that they voted for him."
- In the Matter of: Willis and Friends
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FUCK THE SKY NT by Entropy Stew 05/11/2014, 5:54pm PDT NEW
    We can't, it's not tight enough by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/12/2014, 5:08am PDT NEW
        Good one, Paul. NT by go fuck yourself 05/12/2014, 5:13am PDT NEW
 
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