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Not sharing magical healing beds out of sheer eeeeevil by fabio 12/29/2014, 10:40pm PST
Magical beds can heal anyone of anything in a minute or two. A single one would be enough for an entire hospital. Maybe the beds are so scarce that they can't spare them?

Nope! Every single house on the station comes with one as part of the kitchen set. Plus, a bunch of transports with dozens of beds that we never use because they won't work on anyone who isn't a space station citizen and everyone on the station already has one inside their kitchen.

"DON'T BREATH ON ME IS THE DYING GUY'S SKIN GOING TO MELT ON THE INFIRMARY TABLE EWWW GET HIM OUT OF HERE!"

The secret to curing everyone on the planet is changing a 1 to a 0.


Anyone who liked Elysium is going to be blown away once they discover movies for actual adults.
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Maybe we could come together as friends for 2015. by Elysium Guy 12/27/2014, 11:21am PST NEW
    also by Elysium Guy 12/27/2014, 12:23pm PST NEW
    Well if Elysium helped put food on my table, I'd probably like it too by Eurotrash 12/27/2014, 4:24pm PST NEW
        careful, he's an animal. you don't want to be telling lawyers where he touched y NT by serial malcontent 12/27/2014, 8:06pm PST NEW
    Is Matt Damon really only capable of saying "Matt" and "Damon" in that order? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/27/2014, 6:30pm PST NEW
        Re: Is Matt Damon really only capable of saying "Matt" and "Damon" in that by Elysium Guy 12/27/2014, 10:39pm PST NEW
            Re: Is Matt Damon really only capable of saying "Matt" and "Damon" in that by forfarfi fyrgenfir 12/28/2014, 3:50pm PST NEW
                Oh, I think there is something else he could have said then. by Horus Truthteller 08/01/2021, 7:36pm PDT NEW
    Elysium was such a sackless movie. by blackwater 12/29/2014, 1:41am PST NEW
        Not sharing magical healing beds out of sheer eeeeevil by fabio 12/29/2014, 10:40pm PST NEW
    Happy New Year. NT by Leaped Frog 12/31/2014, 3:36pm PST NEW
        Happy new year! NT by Vested Id 12/31/2014, 8:53pm PST NEW
 
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