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| Re: go back 2 quake by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/19/2015, 12:26pm PST | ||||
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Eurotrash wrote: I know that all of you had these experiences 10 years ago. I'm like a college sophomore that poured sloe gin into the fridge's shared carton of Minute Maid before going out and wound up barebacking. My entire perception of pleasure has changed, but I really just shunted into the world everyone else was already living in. I like the part where the computer kills you, and you get to take control over some bot on your team. I did that mostly so I could regain microphone rights. But because, by definition, we were losing (if I am not part of a match then we must be losing it). A lot of conversations would go like this: [ Terrorists ] IceCreamJonsey (not placing the bomb): "SooooooooooOOOo as I was saying in excruciating detail, we all pledged to use our push pull spinners f--" (DIES) [ Terrorists ] Bot_Chris: "--or charity, OH NO! Pinback turn around! He turned into a counter-terrorist! He's going t--" (DIES) [ Terrorists ] Bot_Mike: "--o punch you! Oh shit! Pinback! I can't watch this! Hey everb--" (DIES) [ Terrorists ] Bot_Ralph: "--ody, I can't watch this!" (DIES) [ Terrorists ] Bot_Mitchell: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" At that point Pinback had managed to harvest the bomb off my corpse and activate it, which somehow instantly motivated the counter-terrorists to run to the market. Which is superheroic action that I'm sure was inspired by totally real-life and factual events from the Chris Kyle autobiography. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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I played it for the first time tonight and it was incredible. NT by 01/18/2015, 8:45pm PST  We powned them fuckin' robots breh!! NT by 01/19/2015, 8:39am PST go back 2 quake NT by 01/19/2015, 11:04am PST Re: go back 2 quake by 01/19/2015, 12:26pm PST Yes, CS is a true story. It happened somewhere in Germany I think (hence de_dust by 01/19/2015, 10:15pm PST |
