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| John Connor: Okay, people we're done here, let's pack it up and head to the afterparty!
Soldier: Sir, shouldn't we at least unplug this thing before we go? John Connor: Nah, I'm sure it's perfectly fine. There's a rat kebab with my name on it that's getting cold. Soldier: Sir! Sir! While we were out, one of those magic terminators made entirely out of liquid metal snuck through the time portal! John Connor: Don't you need the field created by a living organism to be able to go through that? Oh well, let's reprogram a meat-terminator and send it through to stop it. And make sure it obeys my commands. Soldier: The terminator has been sent, sir! Should we unplug the time portal now? John Connor: Do you mind? I'm having a moonshine mojito right now. These things can wait, soldier, loosten up! Soldier: Sir! Sir! Old Claire Danes: He's passed out, soldier, what is it now? Soldier: One of those super-duper terminators that has the magic liquid metal AND a flamethrower attachment just snuck through the time portal! Old Claire Danes: Well go send another meat terminator to stop it. But make sure this one is programmed to follow MY orders! Soldier: The terminator has been sent maam! Maam? Old Claire Danes: Zzzzzz... *Next Morning* Soldier: Sir! Sir! Another magic liquid metal terminator snuck through... John Connor: Ahh! Shut up! Fuck me, I'm hung over... Look, just send a meat terminator to watch over my mom from childhood until I'm born, okay? Soldier: Then should we unplug... John Connor: SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP! And turn off the lights! |
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So they're finally rebooting Terminator by 12/05/2014, 7:53pm PST  Re: So they're finally rebooting Terminator by 12/05/2014, 8:01pm PST I read a very elegant synopsis of what's wrong with movies today. by 12/05/2014, 8:14pm PST Bah! Bad movies = simple CHARACTERS in complex situations NT by 12/05/2014, 8:24pm PST It looks like a reboot of 1 and 2 combined by 12/05/2014, 9:52pm PST The director's extensive portfolio of directing TV series episodes is clearly by 12/05/2014, 10:34pm PST Yeah, Terminator: Salvation was really disappointing. NT by 12/06/2014, 2:18am PST Imagine what what happened after Kyle Reese went through the time portal... by 02/01/2015, 8:41am PST |
