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by laudablepuss 03/13/2015, 2:10pm PDT |
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(2:42:33 PM) Me: I am falling asleep while drinking my Rockstar energy drink. Does this mean
a) I am entering extreme old age
b) I need crack cocaine, probably as a suppository, to stay awake going forward
c) the icy hand of death is closing around my neck
(2:42:44 PM) Me: d) the icy hand of death is closing around my penis
(2:43:44 PM) My friend: Don't worry, b is the correct answer
Guess which one I was hoping for. :( |
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