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Soccer is boring as fuck to watch. Have you played it? by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 8:19am PDT
Initial games are chaos and have shit ball movement, because you are matched with other people who are as bad as you are at the game. Get halfway decent, and you start getting matched with other halfway decent players. Then, the game opens up. A goal can easily be scored across the entire field if the ball is not contested properly, and if the net is not defended. The level of ball control is insane given that it's just a physics simulation of colliding bodies, and due to level of agility your car has. Don't even get me started on aerials (which I still suck at - finally scored an aerial goal in a game last week though).

This game isn't soccer, and it sure as fuck isn't a soccer video game. Those are ass. It's sko hockey/soccer hybrid without rules, with jetpacks. It's the action man's soccer. It's glorious.

-/ES/-
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My MS wireless PC receiver just shat itself by Entropy Stew 09/16/2015, 5:11pm PDT NEW
    it doesn't look that much more fun than regular soccer NT by honest answer 09/16/2015, 9:55pm PDT NEW
        That is a terrible opinion. by Mike Disney 09/17/2015, 7:16am PDT NEW
            It's so good that I have not even played a fighting game lately NT by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 8:56am PDT NEW
            I was just giving an honest impression from videos! NT by honest question 09/17/2015, 12:03pm PDT NEW
                Re: I was just giving an honest impression from videos! by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 12:27pm PDT NEW
        Soccer is boring as fuck to watch. Have you played it? by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 8:19am PDT NEW
            I'm trying to come up with an analogy and I think it's Die By The Sword by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 8:52am PDT NEW
    I sort of got a Monday Night Combat impression from it. by WITTGENSTEIN 09/17/2015, 11:08am PDT NEW
        Bad opinions about games from people who never played them! Now, on NT by CALTROPS! 09/17/2015, 12:28pm PDT NEW
            How many more ways can we make a game about soccer in rocket cars interesting? by None. That's how many. 09/17/2015, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                I loved playing pool, too by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 2:33pm PDT NEW
                Unreal Tournament-style mutators are coming by Entropy Stew 10/28/2015, 9:11am PDT NEW
                    Car hockey? Holy christ. NT by Benhisattva 10/28/2015, 9:38am PDT NEW
            You fucking asked people who've never played it why! NT by fuck off pinback 09/18/2015, 9:27pm PDT NEW
                I didn't ask anybody anything. What? NT by pinback 09/19/2015, 7:33am PDT NEW
        Smite is an actually-good MNC by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 12:31pm PDT NEW
    Got a $9 chinese knockoff replacement from Amazon. A+! NT by Entropy Stew 09/18/2015, 6:09pm PDT NEW
 
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